#jesyika

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You know...

You know those chats where you discuss necrophillia and why its not good based on the definition and then go on to say why murdering innocents is right when its for the greater good? Yeah, just had one. >.>

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So much BS... 1200 words so far of complete and utter bullshit. I don't even know what I'm writing anymore. I do find it funny that there's more BS for one simple item than a whole environment picture.

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Curses, my zombie plan is screwed >.>

Lachlan Harcus says:

sup chan

Adam Cyanide says:

yo ho

Chan says:

So

The library at Latrobe is under lockdown by the Police

Adam Cyanide says:

uh oh

theyre onto m

Lachlan Harcus says:

holy shit

Adam Cyanide says:

me*

Lachlan Harcus says:

why

Chan says:

Possibilities: Bomb, Zombies or crazed serial killer

Lachlan Harcus says:

all of the above

Lachlan Harcus says:

clearly

Adam Cyanide says:

shit

theyre going to find my zombie virus plans and materials

fuck

Lachlan Harcus says:

you'd think you could find a better hiding place than a busy library?

Adam Cyanide says:

the best place to hide something is in plain sight

duh

and what better place than a busy library

Chan says:

Well way to inconvenience hundreds of students cramming for exams

Adam Cyanide says:

well they werent supposed to find out

Adam Cyanide says:

not my fault

its theirs

stupid fucks

ruining my plans

Lachlan Harcus says:

how close was the plan to completion?

Adam Cyanide says:

extremely

you know those cases of "zombies" we've been hearing the media?

Adam Cyanide says:

those are the tests

Chan says:

You know, to cause a "mass zombie outbreak" all you'd need to do is aquire alot of the LSD "Bath salt" and distribute it in water supply

Wait 24 hours

Profit

Somehow

Adam Cyanide says:

/rolls eyes

Lachlan Harcus says:

sell them drugged drinking water

CLEARLY

Adam Cyanide says:

im doing the complicated alternative

Chan says:

Who said anything about selling it to them

Just spike the local dam

Lachlan Harcus says:

you mean the classic villian route?>

Adam Cyanide says (5:57 PM)

yes

gotta go down the classic route

Lachlan Harcus says:

make it as convoluted as possible and fail due to stupidity?

Chan says:

No

Adam Cyanide says:

except the last part

ive studied this

okay

Adam Cyanide says:

so from what i've researched, the main reason they fuck up is cuz they let the hero survive or they tell their plan to the hero

im not doing those things

its foolproof

Lachlan Harcus says:

kill the hero at the first possible opportunity

Chan says:

No, the easy solution is to tell the hero the OPPOSITE of your plans

Chan says:

So when they try to stop you they end up helping you

Adam Cyanide says:

the plan im telling will from my calculations get them to unwittingly help me

seriously i had it covered

Lachlan Harcus says:

so you planned for the stuff to be found at the library?

Adam Cyanide says:

no

that was...

unfortunate

ill have to start over

hey lamus

Lachlan Harcus says:

need to account for all possible variables

Adam Cyanide says:

want some cake in the near future?

Lachlan Harcus says:

sure

Adam Cyanide says:

I also have some chocolates

ignore the slight bitter taste

its nothing

Chan says:

If you truly wanted to poison someone there are so many better toxins out there that are undetectable

Adam Cyanide says:

its not poison >.>

Chan says:

And even so, he may be PTC insensitive so he won't be able to taste the bitterness

Adam Cyanide says:

the ahem zombie juice has a bitter flavour

Lachlan Harcus says:

what if I'm immune?

Chan says:

You can easily mask the taste with sugars

Chan says:

Or non-digestible aspartame

You feel lucky, punk?

Adam Cyanide says:

and when I mean zombie juice, I mean lovely heart friendly cancerous apple juice :)

Lachlan Harcus says:

heart friendly cancer?

sounds a bit contradictory

Adam Cyanide says:

oh did i say that

Adam Cyanide says:

i meant heart killing cancerous

sorry

heart filling cancerous

Lachlan Harcus says:

good thing we cleared that up

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Why.

So I have a few issues with Skyrim.

One, why can't I be high king when I can be everything else that's super special? I.e. Listener, Nightingale, Archmage, Dragonborn etc.

Two, I get so much shit but one weapon or piece of clothing completely cleans out the vendor's cash. So I'm stuck with putting all my items into one of the very luxurious estates I own which just clutters up the place. I own a nice house and I want it to stay nice.

And three: Why can't I drag bodies through doors? It seriously sucks because I want to bring all the bodies to one place so I can call the place the dead town.

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Next game on my list is Skyrim. I've already sunk like 50 hours into this game and haven't made any progress in the main storyline. So far I'm the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, the leader of the thieves and the Archmage of the Mage College. Seriously I should be ruling Skyrim, I have mages, murderers and thieves backing me. I could take on the Empire and the Stormcloaks. 

I've only just learned that a dragon is rez'ing all the dragons. Excellent work, huh.

Oh and I'm level 40. Yeah... I still don't have the full beginning shout.

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I assumed from what my friend said that it would be a lot easier to get to Rivet City than to the GNR Plaza Building. Turns out it was. But since I'm so unobservant I missed the button that makes a path into Rivet. Instead, I swam around the boat slowly taking on radiation.

 While this was happening I was cursing and blaming my friend.

"Go to Rivet," he said. "It'll be easier," he said. IT WAS NOT EASY! I got stuck on a rock and drowned :(

Then my beautiful savior of a friend, Rene, the magnificent tells me that there's a button. Finally after 2 hours I managed to get into Rivet. PROGRESS!

28 hours, level 10. I took a break along the road to cure myself of all the addictions I had accumulated and sell all the junk I was lugging around. So no withdrawal effects! Things are looking good.

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So about PoE, which I told myself I'd play heaps of with my friends. I'm going to wait til its alright to play without the threat of my progress being deleted. So I guess when its released, I'll start really playing it again.

I love PoE. It's really fun. I just don't want to get to a high level just to have that all erased a couple of months later.

In the meantime, I'm going to be finishing all the games I've bought. Fallout 3, then Skyrim, then Oblivion then Fable. I've gotten pretty far in Skyrim so it shouldn't take too long to finish. Fable, I've just started. Oblivion, I've gotten into the thieves guild and the dark brotherhood but I've barely started the main quest-line. I'm hoping to finish all these relatively soon. But that's probably just wishful thinking.

 I have lots more, but these are the main ones.

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Kind of raging at the moment

So I'm trying to get the GNR Plaza building. I get to an area near it, then I take the metro and end up on the other side of town. Seriously what the ever-loving fuck. I've backtracked through the same tunnels like 10 times. It's super frustrating.

It doesn't help that I'm wasting my ammo on shitty super mutants.And what's with these talon mercenary dudes? I'm not only fighting mutants but stupid asshole humans too! You'd think that if you saw a person standing there with a minigun, you'd run away if you were on low fucking life. But nooooooo! I'm going to stand here like a fuckwit and shoot. On the plus side, the headshots are satisfying.

I kind of guessed that the dad dies, one of my friends confirmed my theory. It's kind of predictable. I'm guessing its in some really emotional cutscene. Or its incredibly anti-climatic. Talking to me then boom, shot in the back. Meh.

I've been told by my friend to just skip that part of the mission and head down to Rivet City. I'm a long distance away. Sigh.

26 hours, heading to Rivet City for the first time. Lvl 9. Currently suffering from all kinds of withdrawal symptoms . I love my chances.