I have just completed an entire week teaching as an assistant English Teacher in Japan. And the verdict so far? So much fun~ My elementary school kids are so cute, and they think that I am rich and my junior high students are so quiet and obedient! But all of them enjoy running around and love to come up to me and shouting “Hello!” followed by a stream of questions in Japanese. I have introduced myself so many times, it’s bordering on ridiculous, but I know I have to keep doing it; I haven’t met all of my classes yet as I’ve been splitting my time between three different schools. I won’t pretend that I am not exhausted; so sleepy, the getting up at 6am every morning thing is taking it out of me big time, but it’s a good type of exhaustion. I feel like I’m doing something worthwhile; in a country that I really love, surrounded by nice teachers and my cute little students; I feel good, this is good. …. That is, not to say that there hasn’t been a few things that I have had to get used to and quickly. For example: riding a bike. Now this doesn’t seem like a big thing, but when I was at home, I could drive and did so since I was 16, so I have not ridden one of those infernal contraptions for almost 6 years, and the way people drive in Japan… it surprises me every day that I don’t see a car crash every few meters. They dart in and out of these tiny streets and high speed in their cars; on their mopeds; on their motorbikes and bikes and I haven’t yet *touch wood* seen an accident. Another thing is grocery shopping. It is taking me twice as long to shop for myself, and I feel seriously sorry for those who have no or very little background in Japanese to try and buy food and other items; especially if you have like a food allergy or intolerance or are a vegetarian; finding the right words is harddddd. Another thing that I’m still trying to get used to is the Kyoto dialect of Kansai-ben. So, while they speak Japanese, it’s very different from the Japanese that you may learn at school, or wherever, and it sounds very different; that’s Kansai-ben. The Kyoto version is slightly different again as it incorporates more of the Japanese we learn at school with Kansai-ben added in, then stick in their own quirks to it. And the kids talk in it at a million words a second because if they have something that want to tell you; they want to tell you as fast as they can. The last bit is Japanese computers. While the operating system isn’t different, apart from the fact it’s in Japanese, the biggest thing is the keyboard. All of my schools are kind enough to allow me to use their laptops so I don’t have to drag my laptop around from school to school, which is great, but the keyboard is sliiightly different and it sometimes drives me up the wall. For example, the space bar is smaller than an English keyboard, if you hit the caps lock button you’ll start typing in Japanese as well as there’s a button that sits next to the shortened space bar that is dedicated to changing between the scripts. And lastly, the symbols are all on different keys; it took me a longer time than I’m willing to admit to find the underscore key. But these are all things that I can get used to, it’ll just take time. I have to remember to be patient with myself and my surroundings, and hopefully it won’t be a problem anymore. PS. I’m losing my English, which is why I keep writing so that I can still use it, but if there are any grammatical mistakes… please forgive me!!