#jewlesthemagnificent

[professionallush]

jewlesthemagnificent replied to your post “waffleducttapedtoadoor answered your question “Does anyone want to...”

True story: when I was 16 and he was probably close to 30, Carrot Top grabbed my ass. On purpose. In front of my boyfriend. Yup.

(1) That’s gross and I’m sorry that happened to you. 

(2) That doesn’t surprise me in the least

(3) At least it was before he started to look like a scary ‘roid monster -- or I’m assuming it was because otherwise you would have mentioned how he did that and now you only have 1 ass cheek. 

[naimhe-jeanne]

Oh, Les, you gave me my first laugh of the day. No, sweetheart, from 6v to 12v. At least it better not come back singing psalms and praying.

**Everybody read Jewles’ comment here. I totally snorked.

[anxietyfarm]

jewlesthemagnificent replied to your post “jewlesthemagnificent replied to your link “Ted Cruz: ‘Mandatory Gay...”

Nah, I just want a lesbian for scissoring and a gay guy for shopping. Duh.

I thought it was too good to be true that your husband wanted a man too.

[anxietyfarm]

jewlesthemagnificent replied to your link “Ted Cruz: 'Mandatory Gay Marriage' One Of Greatest Threats To...”

Do I get to choose if I want a lesbian or a gay guy? Or do we get one of each?

Looking for more tax breaks are ya? As long as you can prove that you will love and cherish your gay person til death do you part then you can both have one.

[signal-failure]

You guys, what do I call a game development lecture besides Level Up?