Professional Lush

Horny for teamwork

[professionallush]

a powerlifting gym opened in my neighborhood my life is complete I can lift again and I never have to leave a 2-3 block radius of my apartment

[professionallush]

If you feel like watching something low stakes and funny with lots of good bird footage, you’re in for a treat.

[professionallush]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[professionallush]

My child about 2 hours after making a puddle on the bathroom floor and making no attempt to clean it up or tell anyone: is this floor made out of chinchilla fur because it takes forever to dry!!

[stuckinapril]

Truest thing ever unfortunately

[professionallush]

From our neighborhood council update email. The same victim met the same criminal for two separate FB marketplace sales and got robbed both times?????????

[professionallush]

My city council district has a gorgeous progressive running against a white lady with a flat bob who hates affordable housing and transit. Every volunteer event for the progressive (Faizah Malik) is staffed with a beautiful smiling rainbow of every age bracket and ethnicity while every table I see for her opponent is one to two old white ladies who look mad.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[professionallush]

I don’t particularly want to create content but when I see that every local government/transit creator is just the most annoying man you’ve ever met I sometimes think I should

[professionallush]

i saw someone at Lacma with this water bottle and want it so bad even though it really doesn’t seems practical and I already have a yeti

I also feel like I deserve it as a reward for finding it in two Googles with nothing to go on

[professionallush]

I bought it.

[professionallush]

i saw someone at Lacma with this water bottle and want it so bad even though it really doesn’t seems practical and I already have a yeti

I also feel like I deserve it as a reward for finding it in two Googles with nothing to go on

[professionallush]

the horror of being woken up before 6am so that your child can show you what the tooth fairy brought her

[professionallush]

The number of people of all ages that still willingly grill themselves under the sun at the beach shocks me every time. Meanwhile I’m under our uv blocking shade in a cardigan.

[professionallush]

if I’ve learned anything from coming to the farmers market every week it’s that actually no one knows what pants to wear

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

[anxeious]

[professionallush]

this morning I tried to make a protein shake with soy milk that Nick had already foamed for his matcha and when I shook it with the protein powder it turned into like a solid almost? I ended up eating it with a spoon. It was bizarre but also okay.