I suck and don't know your ships anymore... So... pick a random one!?
Send a ship to my inbox and I’ll say who:
pets your face bc i still love u anyway-- aaaaaaaand right now we’ll go with sam and jan bc yes
eats breakfast food for dinner: jan
turns the radio volume up until their ears bleed: probably neither of them, though jan does turn it up a little louder than others because her hearing isn’t as good as it used to be thanks to blasting her iPod when she was younger
waves at random animals: jan
binge-watches shows until 2 in the morning: jan
takes all the pillows: probably jan, though she doesn’t really mean to, it’s just more comfortable
plays with rotating doors: definitely jan
would 100% fight with a sword if they could: probably both of them??
forgets every little thing: jan
loves the thought of a double-date: maaaaaybe sam?
has to eat fast food, like, three times a week: neither of them
enjoys hugs: both for sure
could kill with a stare if their partner is flirted with: it’s possible that it could be both, though it’s more lowkey??
remembers all the holidays and goes above and beyond on gifts: jan
would cosplay as their favorite character: both
stares dreamily at their partner like they’re the sun and stars: both
could fall and still look annoyingly perfect: sam
loves pumpkin spice, like so much: i’m not sure about sam, but jan doesn’t really mind it? she’s not a huge fan, but it’s okay.
would fight for their partner’s honor: both