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The art of sharing food.

Me: *hands a cookie to wife*

Wife: thank you for sharing

Me: of course i'm sharing. I need to check you're not poisoning me.

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Day three in the adventures of the bruised, possibly broken tailbone. My ass is still sore, i still can’t sit on said ass and lying down in ‘downwards facing dog’ position is getting old fast. On the bright side i can check which squeels and squeeks of pain work best i have variety in my repetoire

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Am i the only one who likes to trace pretty patterns with the icons in the app?

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Reasons why my wife thinks i'm an idiot.

Humming 'i Just had sex' after we've Just had sex.

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So today i fell flat on my ass in the mud. And my asshole dog laughed at me. I know he was! On a totally unrelated note. I seem to have misplaced a dog.

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Rogue one spoiler; it's utterly depressing.

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Ok, so i'm reading sunstone *yay!* and somehow they remind me of harley quinn and poison ivy.... Just not as psychotic.