-leans in to peck his cheek then waggles his brows-
-flusters and ducks his head with a laugh-
“And what did I do to deserve that?”

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-leans in to peck his cheek then waggles his brows-
-flusters and ducks his head with a laugh-
“And what did I do to deserve that?”
“Yes, of course I’ve got a plan. I’m all plans. I’m made of plans.“
Doctor Who — Empress of Mars {Sentence Starters}
@ji-indur
Curufinwëstared at the pirate. Sternly, lengthily, silently. And with one single thoughtin mind: the pirate’s sanity wasn’t growing better. In fact, it was obviouslygetting worse. But the Ñoldo had many matters to worry about, and Ji Indur’s questionablerationality wasn’t one of them. All he could hope for was that the absurd convolutionsof the wraith’s judgement would not affect him.
“Alright, Masterof Plans, I am more than willing to listen. Tell me about your schemes – And Iinsist on the plural. I want – I need to know all the options at hand.” Therewas a will to unsettle him, to force the pirate to deal with his lack ofconsistency, to bring him face to face with his own irrationality and, perhaps,in the back of Curufinwë’s mind dwelt the unspoken pleasure to humiliate him. Everyoneneeded to be entertained at times, everyone… even the gloomier of the re-embodiedHigh Elf.
And after all,the idea hadn’t been his. It was Ji Indur who had insisted, appealedand pled, arguing that he was not the corrupted soul that Curufinwë expectedhim to be. It was Ji who needed to show off, to force the Ñoldo to acknowledgehis good will. Curufinwë, on the other hand, had barely accepted – after muchreluctance – to give Ji a chance, not to redeem himself ( if only the Fëanorionhad any power over redemption!), but to gain his confidence… or at least a partof it. Now, quite unexpectedly, Curvo could almost feel the first tickles ofcuriosity, and despite his silent provocations he was also genuinely willing tohear about those so-called plans.
“Go on.Tell me how you expect to convince me.”
“You better put that thing away before I cut it off...my daughter doesn’t need to see...” *motions to all of him while covering sasha’s eyes* “...that!”
@sashaofravenlock
Pro: Handsome elf who enjoys body hair. Con: Death by Túrin.
“Aw, come on, I wouldn’t let him kill you. He’ll get over it.”
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I thought it was a peanut...
-can’t help but laugh at your misfortune- Poor poor Colonel.
Well how about this to laugh about?! -grabs Ji-Indur and presses him close- -presents him with a passionate french kiss-
Teaser clip from ABC's Galavant, featuring guest star Hugh Bonneville.
((GUYS LOOK. IT’S JI EVERY TIME SAURON KEEPS HIM FROM THE OCEAN. @ji-indur))
Pirate King and Flower Seller
It was a busy day at the nice little seaside town. The ports were busy with the hustle and bustle of incoming ships, and in the nearby market people peddled their wares of every sort. Somewhere music played, barely floating above the commotion of people to be heard by all.
Deep within this happy chaos, an small albino woman weaved her way through the throngs of people. She wanted to get to the ships where the new sailors were docking so she could sell her basket of flowers. She could always count on them. Reaching the edge of the docks she adjusted her worn basket in the crook of her arm and began her own hollering.
“Flowers for sale! Prettiest flowers you’ll ever find! ‘Tis only a silver piece for a flower. It’s a great gift for the missus!” She cried. Spotting a wealthy looking gentlemen she picked up her skirt and hurried towards him, leaping over baskets and boxes with ease. She prepped her sweetest smile and stepped before him, lifting up her basket to show off her display of flowers.
“Buy a flower Mister? They’re the prettiest flowers around and you can’t find them any cheaper than what I’ll sell ya.” She batted her lashes at him. “And if you’d be so kind as to wait a bit, I can whip you up the prettiest flower crown for only two coins. We ladies love our flowers, and I can promise you that your missus would love you even more for it.” Her smile brightened even further as she hugged her basket to her chest.
“What do ya say? It’s not very much at all!”
@ji-indur
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@ji-indur
quit their job/ drop out of school | punch someone in the face | give them a lot of money | buy them a drink | take them out on a date | give them oral | let them give my muse oral | have sex with them | have rough sex with them | dominate them | submit to them | commit a misdemeanor for them | commit a felony for them | lie under oath for them | go to jail in their place | drastically change their appearance | break up with their significant other | start a business with them | marry them | kill someone for them | die for them |