Evil mochi mode activated. I have come to cause trouble
Jihope, jihope, jihope….. the tension is so thick you could almost call it jibooty, do you have any moments that made you raise your eyebrows 🤨, asking the queer gods what is going on?.
Like this one…. We were eating a veggie salads and then out of nowhere, boom, it’s a fruit salad. Right in front of us 🤨
https://twitter.com/joonlouz/status/1420640436759130113?s=21
And this one…. why?!?! WHY?!?!. Do I wake up at 3am in a cold sweat why more questions than answers? YES!.
https://twitter.com/jmt__twt/status/1212709684186091520?s=21
Vmin scares me but jihope terrifies me, it makes me want to cover jk’s eyes and tell him to look away lol
This is all a joke ofc
And they're back with more cool stuff to play with, hi hi @arabellafella! Did you bring your chancla in case of unruly children or anons?
Ji-HOOOOPE! I am here for JiHoe aka the Jung-Parks, or 2/3 of 3JWay. Give me a minute I'll come up with five more slightly rude ways to call them because that is a lot of beautiful to fit in only two bodies, AND THE DANCE TALENT SLAYS OMG.
Actually I had been meaning to post this, from @cmberger929 because it's adorable and JIMIN IS A ROCK STAR OKAY:
The Jung-Parks spent years as roommates, long after the others got their own rooms. For this reason I am pretty sure Hobi is just gay by osmosis if not by birth. If fruity is contagious then Jimin and J-Hope just passing that fabulosity brunch plate back and forth for YEARS KIDS YEARS. And it is my firm belief that they have each considered tapping the ass on the other side of that shared room.
(Please excuse fetus Jimin he is lying and well aware that guys kiss and Hobi is about to call him on it)
I'M NOT SAYING THEY DID I'm just saying that at some point one or both of them thought about it.
I MEAN. I think it's pretty clear to all of us why Jungkook felt the need to spend his late adolescence marking his territory staking his claim sleeping in Jimin's bed in JiHope's room.
(just so we're all clear that is Jimin's bed set up to sleep two on the left and Hobi's bed set up to sleep one on the right. I'm not saying anything I'm just observing). ANYWAY.
You can't blame the man when Ji-Hoe look at each other like:
I'm still holding out for 3JWay though. I stan a poly king or three. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE IT ALL Jeon-Jung-Parks when you look like THIS???
