#jiisatsv

[w0rsethanscum]

Double Lives

Taken from here.

@jiisatsv

      He smiled, setting down his own cup to lean back. “It’s a bit strange, actually. Even with the face paint on, I still feel naked without the mask.” Though his own discomfort is nothing compared to the fun he had messing with his students.

      “It was surprising to see recognition in your face, but I should expect nothing less from the Body Flicker.” ‘Sukea’ finished his tea and began leafing through a horrid history book-- oh the pains of being in disguise, no Icha Icha!

      “Haven’t you gone undercover, Shisui? It really does wonders for you, if you like to hear rumours about yourself.”

[maskage]

Shisui’s confused but— here’s the CROCS Kakashi wanted?

         kakashi has no idea why shisui’s giving him a pair of hole-riddled rubber shoes, but he’s going to politely accept it. he’s never seen anything like them before; they are green and comes with little rubber shuriken and pug pins on each side. kakashi wears them to the grocery store, sometimes, and finds that he likes how the soft material hugs his tired feet. 

         it’s not until sakura’s outraged screech and ino’s look of absolute horror during the teams’ next casual get-together that kakashi discovers its reputation. 

         he shrugs it off. these crocs are super comfortable.

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[historias-multorum]

❛ My own friend is a thot and you never taught me your thotty ways? I'm gonna cry. ❜ Teach him the ways of thottery Itachi.

“Shisui you are a dear friend and my right hand within our clan.”

“But to peruse this life, you must be willing- to abandon your morals as a dominant or submissive…” He doesn’t know alright?

“When one becomes a thot, it is a rite of passage that one can never turn back from. I’m warning you because I care about you.” 

[kiiroisenkoh]

💦💬 💯

SEX+ROMANCE HEADCANONS!

💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?

Minato was sixteen when he lost his virginity. 

💬 When did my muse go on their first date?

His first real date was with Kushina. She was the one who asked. They were seventeen at the time. 

💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?

Don’t let this dork choose. Sitting at home with their S/O and enjoying a home cooked meal. Just being in their company. Anything can be a date if you try hard enough. Minato isn’t very creative with romance, but he tries. So he’ll just go for what he thinks his S/O will like, i.e. bringing them out to their favorite restaurant, or making their favorite foods for them to eat. (If you dare to eat his cooking at all.) 

In modern verse, he’s better with dates than he is with canon verse.

[kusunokihime-a]

jiisatsv

you'll never outgrow these hands. itachi took it easy on you. never forgetti.

     “We’re talking about you, not Itachi. He outclasses the both of us, no question. But I think my Rinnegan and I would give you a run for your money, dear cousin Shisui.”

[kusunokihime-a]

jiisatsv

runt of the squad

     “Better the runt than the fool. And last I checked I think I outgrew you, given that you died around the age I became one of the two saviors of the world.” After...he almost ruined everything, but we’ll leave that part out for now.

13lilypetals

*Haruhi's not gonna forget about you!*

     “That’s your mother’s side talking. But it’s appreciated nonetheless.” Uchiha are drama queens, that’s all there is to it. It’s a good thing his offspring have a little Hyūga sense, hm?

[heavenlypaper]

👀I've genuinely been somehow intimidated by you but like you're honestly really cool and happy that I met you through Lee. dskhfsdjf I don't even remember how long I've followed you from this blog and Shio's blog but !!!!! honestly some top quality stuff and though I don't think we've ever talked too OOC but you're heckin cool

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me | this memes old af

Boooo No don’t be intimidated. I say as I also feel nervous approaching you. But the few times we have talked i think we mingled well. And you’re hilarious with your memes. And ever single time I think about you the first thing to come to mind is the “Konan pack that heat no jutsu” and it cracks me up.

I really do think of you fondly, despite our limited interactions. you’re honestly really awesome. Praise Lee for bringing us together.

[t-archived]

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lazy roleplayer symbol meme | @jiisatsv

shisui is and always be a huge part of itachi’s emotional and mental development. i say this because shisui is someone whose work close with itachi and they became such good friends that shisui is able to ascertain ‘tachi’s moods without his features even changing. they have this really great bond that encompasses most things and ‘tachi won’t say it but he’s grateful that he has someone like shisui in his life. on the flipside, shisui finds it a little amusing that itachi loves puns, its so simple but enough to get him to laugh and his features to soften, it’s just really adorable.