#jillbilly

[bonjour-ben]

Ben → Jillbilly

Ben: I think Chloe might be a really good thing that happened to me.

Ben: Also, uh, we're in Florida.

Ben: And my mom thinks I'm staying at Reese's and idk if he's going to cover for me so if you could take the heat and say I'm just studying with you or Parker for a few days, that'd be great.

[bonjour-ben]

Ben to Jill

Ben: I got King. Did you see me get King. I even told you I wasn't but I did.

[bonjour-ben]

Ben » Jill

Ben: How is my favorite hillbilly?

[bonjour-ben]

Ben » Jill

Ben: I jstu wlakied in on

Ben: I just walked in on some kid on top of Thisbe in her room and I was an idiot and I threw a condom at them and told them to wrap it up

Ben: Why would I encourage it!? I'm an idiot!

[bonjour-ben]

Ben »»» Jill

Ben: What's the best thing for bruised knuckles? John and I need to know.