#jily:txt

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lily, talking about james: he is really charming ... he could charm the pants off you.

everyone:

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lily: i know what you are

james: say it. say it out loud

lily: a nerd

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voldemort: i'm sorry, james and lily can't come to the phone right now. why? cos they're dead

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minerva mcgonagall when james and lily started dating:

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You could write cute Jily and Blackdonald headcanons❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

james loves salt and vinegar crisps, lily loves prawn cocktail - so they always have hoards of walkers everywhere in their kitchen

they’re tol and smol couple: snogging on tables and kitchen counters, standing on tip-toe kisses which result to him picking her up 

they go on a date every friday, lily puts on her killer heels and startling red lipstick and james tries (and fails) to tame down his wild hair and wears his one and only suit - but they always seem to get food down their clothes or spilling wine or coffee, end up snogging somewhere and told off for PDA

they’re THE worst for pda - cinemas, fun-fairs, dentists… you name it, james and lily have snogged there

of course they had their fair share of blushes, shaking hands, nervous butterflies and hopeful gazes - but once they realised that the other felt the same way there was no stopping them

the couple who were basically THE married couple before they were even a couple

sirius is a little shorter than james, so mary doesn’t have to reach up quite as high to kiss his nose. she puts on heels and they’re almost the same height, but she still gets swoony, day-dreamy and head over heels for sirius whenever he walks into the room

he has so many denim and leather jackets that, when they get too small or confining for him, mary wears them and they look like a damn hollywood pair with their shades and suave jackets

mary is constantly wearing his clothes and he loves it - not so secretly 

they get into petty arguments - both are so stubborn that they’ll fall out over the smallest of things (like eating the last of the sour cream and chive pringles - which they both love and learning how to share is one of the hardest things in their relationship) BUT they can’t stay mad at each other for long and end up getting back together about five minutes later and there’s tears and ‘i love you’s 

mary is such a romantic and she has a bucket list of all the cute couple things sirius and herself must accomplish. such as, dancing in the rain (which he begrudgingly does but ends up loving and the two of them end up doing freaking salsa dancing on the sidewalks), going scuba diving, winning the tuesday quiz at the pub (they compete against james and lily and it turns out lily actually knows more about sports than sirius and james put together, and james knows a lot of useless trivia about usless things - their success is huge and sirius and mary’s defeat is brutal)

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muggle au where they’re playing seven minutes in heaven but sirius steals james’ glasses so when it’s his turn he’s scrambling around in the closet not really being able to see anything.

the door opens and someone comes in and he can just only vaguely make out a silhouette and the person’s muttering under their breath as the door’s shut and they’re both encased in darkness. the smell of berries and vanilla hits his senses so hard. he’s got a sorry on his lips as he reaches out, hand brushing softly against theirs and a shiver shoots up his spine.

then he’s being pushed against a wall, and his hands shoot up around her waist. theres something about kissing in the dark, he can feel her hair tickling his cheeks, the taste of cherry chapstick mixed with peppermint schnapps against her lips. and then he’s mumbling her name and she stops because how the hell did he know? “no one else has touched that schnapps bottle the whole night,” he’s grinning, finally getting accustomed to the darkness so he can make out the vague outline of lily’s face inches from his own.

they’re kissing again when the door opens and mary is saying times up, the two jumping apart. no one tells him he’s got cherry chapstick smudged all over his face.

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Jily and Blackdonald cooking headcanons?

james was taught by euphemia how to cook like scrambled eggs/bread/cake at an early age and as he grew he rlly enjoyed learning how to cook and bake so they did lots of fun baking days!

muggle au where james goes to paris to study at le cordon bleu and meets lily who’s an arts student with wanderlust and they fall in love over their passion for food

lily is a rlly good like home cook - like super good, yummy, hearty and homey dishes like corned beef hash and sheperds pie and delicious desserts like apple pie and crumble

sirius taught himself how to cook when walburga didnt care what her son did, least of all what he ate

so he’d go into the kitchen at night when his stomach was hungry (because he’d refuse to show weakness in front of his family and was too proud to admit it) and saw all these cooking books that hadn’t been used in years

night after night he’d try different recipes and the house elves taught him not just magical cooking but real art of cooking

mary on the other hand…

she helped her dad with the cooking from time to time (because as the youngest she’s always roped into that chore) but never really got into wanting to learn

she can’t cook for toffee 

she almost sets the kitchen on fire one time when she demands that she make him some pasta (because ‘how hard can it be to boil some pasta?’ - it ends up being a burnt mess and in the end they decide to order in an indian and snuggle up together watching netflix)

sirius loves the fact that she can’t cook because,

A: he can do something she can’t - and he gloats and delights in teasing 

B: he can teach her and there’s many a movie moment where he’s guiding her hands from behind, hugging her almost with her hair tickling his nose and they’re so close and they always end up snogging 

C: he wears a ‘kiss the cook’ apron and they literally lose count of how many kisses they share when it surpasses over ‘four hundred and seventy something’

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social media au where james is texting lily and he’s trying to send her name but he taps too fast and all he sends is

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