Aug 4, 2022
" Remember folks ! Best loophole around the silly little thing you mortals call the law is simply carrying out whatever scheme you got brewing when there's none of those idiot law enforcers are around ! "
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" Remember folks ! Best loophole around the silly little thing you mortals call the law is simply carrying out whatever scheme you got brewing when there's none of those idiot law enforcers are around ! "
“ Listen, mate. We’ll steal for you, find whatever, and murder— ” , “ — tranquilize — ” , “ —yeah that, whoever you need. We'll be your busy boys or whatever; no questions asked, no strings attached. Hell, we’re way ahead of you on half the things you could ask from us— ”
“ But under no circumstances are we going to mess with exorcism, you hear us ? Nuh-uh, no way. You can go ahead and find some other clowns to get haunted by the devil or whatever, us two ? We’re perfectly happy as we are thank you very much. ”
❛ are you okay ? ❜ slips in scorpion queen 👉👈
three words sentences — accepting
" I'm doing just peachy, " the words were hissed out through a sharp grin, the Gold Demon wincing as his brother tightened those stupid bandages around the wound in his leg. Who would've guessed getting impaled by some stupid ice hurt ? He glared at Yin with a scowl, would it kill you to be a bit more gentle, mate ?
" Yep ! " Yin remarked, returning the glare. If you wanted me to be gentle, you shouldn't have gotten hurt like a dolt in the first place. " We're demons, it'll heal up in no time so long as this idiot doesn't do anything else foolish, " he continued, glancing back towards their third companion.
" Oh, please, " Jin scoffed, crossing his arms petulantly, " The only reason we almost got caught in the first place was because of you're carelessness. "
" My carelessness ? Are you kidding me— bah ! Should've left you behind and just gone on ahead with SQ. At least she isn't half as obnoxious are you are, " Yin spat out without heat, leveling a stare at his brother. …Alright, so why did you do it ?
Rolled eyes in response. What, you would've rather it hit Queenie instead ?
A suspicious squint. She could've taken it just as well. If anything, we could've just ditched her.
Now that's a bit rude, don't you think ?
That's how we've always done things, what ? The end of the world got you soft ? Come on, Jin. You know how this'll end.
He paused, uncertain, and then waves his hand dismissively in the air, …ah, shut up, Yin. It'll be fine.
@fatedefyd
Do you guys have what is known as "Sibling Telepathy"?
unprompted — always accepting !
" Sibling telepathy— " Jin repeated the words slowly, his brows furrowing together as he glanced towards his brother in confusion, " Oi, Yin, Nony here's asking if we got ' sibling telepathy ' , whatever that means. "
" If they mean legitimate telepathy— as in mind reading what-have-you — " the silver demon waves his hand around, shaking his head with a sigh, " Then I'm quite sorry to disappoint Nony, but no. However, if you mean the whole mortal shtick of ' twinpathy '— "
" —Oh riiight, we did have that one scheme a couple decades ago didn't we— "
" —It turns out that if you stick with a guy for a couple thousand years or so, give or take— "
" —You learn pretty well how he thinks and how he acts. Right, right. "
can you shut up ? ❜ / im so sorry
QUESTIONING MINDS — accepting !
" Hmmmmmm, " the word was drawn out, a flippant wave of his hand before tucking it underneath his chin. He tilted his head towards his brother, eyes narrowed in mock contemplation, " What do you say, Yin ? Should we shut up ? "
" Well I don't know, Jin, " the silver demon snickered, " We wouldn't want good ol' red boy here to throw a tantrum now, would we ? "
" Oh, of course not, " Jin said sweetly, before his smile turn into a smirk, arms crossing over his chest, " Then again, we claimed this area for troublemaking first. So why don't you go run along now back to your dear dada like a good son ? "
" Yeah, you know the sacred ru-les ! Finders keepers, and losers— " he bowed towards the fire demon with a grin, " Weepers. "
" So anyway who's going to put money down on us being able to get away with shaving a monkey. "
what the fuck, gay little monkeys
what makes them eviler is that their accent is more thick lmao (goldencicada)
" Well, you don't just stay in the land down under for some handful of hundreds of years without picking up some of the local dialect. "
" We also learned that, if all else fails, unleashing an army of wild animals onto the general public is quite effective. "
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