25 - Ty/Zane
25. “Can I tell you a secret?”
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This was ridiculous. And these fucking pants were so damn tight he could barely breathe. Ty frowned at Clancy who was snickering. She was basically doubled over clutching her side, tears streaming down her face.
This was officially the worst assignment of his life. And he had his partner to blame for it all. Undercover at comic con? What the fuck Zane? And the partner in question was standing in the middle of the crowded hall, eyes wide, staring at everything. Zane’s nerd sensors were clearly on high.
"Oh my god!"
Ty raised a brow as his partner stood gaping at who the fuck knew what. He strolled on over “What is it? Do you see the target?”
"It’s Shatner" Zane whispered.
"Say what now?"
"The original Captain Kirk Ty!"
Dear Lord, why him? It was bad enough Zane had somehow convinced him to dress up as Bones from Star Trek——ha who was he foolin’ the moment those dark eyes turned on him he was a goner——but now he had to endure his partner’s fanboying over every damn thing. And deal with cosplayers ogling his ass in these ridiculous pants.
"Zane?"
"Hmmm?" His partner was barely listening, eyes scanning the crowd to probably catch a another glimpse of Shatner "You think i can score an autograph?"
"Can i tell you a secret?"
Zane finally looked over at Ty “What is it?”
"You. Are. A nerd. i mean i already knew this, had maybeee accepted it a little. But this," Ty waved around at the colourfully dressed patrons "has proven to me that you are the biggest nerd i’ve ever met."
Zane grinned and leaned in close “But you’d still fuck me” Zane’s eyes travelled the length of the ridiculous costume “You know you would chere.”
"Jesus Zane" Ty willed his body not to respond to that damn accent. Because he was not going to walk around with a hard on in these leave nothing to the imagination pants. Zane had really taken to his character like the true nerd he was. And damn that Gambit guy because Fucking Christ Zane looked hot in that sweeping coat get-up and that voice…. “Stop that. We’re working here.”
"Can i tell you a secret?” Zane mimicked his earlier words. “I’m not wearing a god damn thing under these pants”
Ty swallowed.
Zane smirked
And Ty knew it was going to be a long god damn day.
