bogus
honestly, if yoseob were to honestly, honestly address the extent of his uh -- finesse in dealing with that final, concluding scene of a tedious relationship, he'd tell you, words lathered in bullshit, that there is no such thing as a messy break up for him.
despite his general incompetence and absolute lack of evidence regarding the aforementioned statement, yoseob feels relatively skittish tonight; tonight, oh tonight, there's a steady build up of peril and uneasiness that gurgles in his stomach like the forewarning of a calamitous storm. his girlfriend -- 'vi', he silently reminds himself, recalling a disastrous previous break up where yoseob had accidentally forgotten his ex-girlfriends name in the midst of a hectic work season -- has tightly clasped her hand in his tonight, and he loosens his grip a little, almost lifeless in its response to the tightening of her fingers.
she's excited apparently; it's been a while since he's taken her out to such a fancy restaurant, she'd told him, and he mourns a little at the impending dent in his wallet. like magnet however, his thoughts meander to work and ah, he's forgotten about that early meeting tomorrow, but he also thinks about the brief midday meeting they'd had today -- that one had been perfect, concise and efficient -- and like this he thinks about work, work and work, while his fingers steadily scroll through his messages, waiting for a certain prick’s response --
he notes the selfish bastard has seen his message and ignored it, unsurprisingly. it reads: 'help, emergency break up pls, pretend 2 b my fake ex bf and do things ASAP!!! im at that super expensiv steak restaurant we went to for ur bday if u rememb ??? reach now.'
aggravated now, yoseob quickly types out a, 'fuck i ll pay u, u piece of shit, help a brotha out u heartless prick’.
"who are you talking to? you've been looking at your phone all day -- " yoseob snaps his head up at the bite in his girlfriends voice, like she's been holding it in for too long and he steels himself as he locks his eyes onto her suspicious ones from across the table. he maintains his apathy then, and with a slant of his lips, throws in a grimace like he's miffed.
a silent shrug then.
"no one, babe." is his curt response and he drops his gaze back to the phone, burning holes at the name 'jisoo' and its lack of response.











