i see your chai catching mice tags and i raise you: the team is sitting outside one day when he whips his left arm up into the air and is just suddenly clutching a pigeon. he didn't even look up to catch it. sixth sense to grab birds just to fuck with people
YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT.
HE'S JUST THAT KIND OF FREAK.
Everyone stares in horror as he's just. Holding this wild animal that is panicking wildly in his hand. And he just looks down at the bird, realizes he's holding the bird, looks to his horrified friends and back to the bird.
He realizes this is, in fact, extremely weird behavior. He has to save himself and whatever reputation he has among his peers. He has to think of an excuse.
He then smiles awkwardly and casually decides the best course of action is to say, "Haha... Boy dinner!"
Everyone, including Chai himself, has an internal conflict as they all individually go through the 5 stages of grief.
