Nov 24, 2024
Nearly Harmless Jinxies to give your friends to test their ability to ward and defend against them or to give enemies that you don’t exactly want to *hurt*
May all your avocados rot before they ripe
May all hand sanitiser and soap leave your hands sticky
May all your shopping carts thunder with irritable, creaky noise
May your card always decline while there’s a long line behind you
May you walk into a room and forget what you were going in there for
May you be awkwardly reunited with the friends you’ve forgotten the names of
May your strawberries always have mold in them, even when freshly bought
May you always overboil or underboil your eggs
May your meals never be perfect
May you drop your phone on your face in bed
