#jiveturkeyjerky

[astraldemise]

I had an idea for a bug/dark fakemon a while back that was a little gnat that had to hold the tops of its wings and physically flap them with its arms to fly, so it looked sorta like a bat. Itd have little fangs and a little widows peak and it would evolve into a long slender mosquito with his antennae slicked back, who hid most of his body, including his proboscis, behind his long cape like wing, and hed only reveal his long noodle mouth to strike his prey. I named them Gnatferatu and Nosquito respectively and im still waiting for a bug dark mosquito from game freak :[

LOVE THE NAMES AND THE VAMPIRE BUGS THAT IS SO GOOD YOUR MIND IS IMPECCABLE

[doriansbutt]

13, 27, 33

Really gettin into the good stuff huh?

Mio is my dragon age rpg character—a Dalish grey warden blood mage. He also just got engaged to Dirthamen lol

13. what do they dislike about themself? why?

-Mio doesn’t dislike much about himself. He’s very unapologetically *him*. He does know that his...impulsiveness has led to some problems. And he wouldn’t be ashamed of it if it didn’t affect his family—if it was just some repercussions he himself had to deal with. But uhhh...brutal murder is kind of a big deal. Even if they deserved it.

27. how do they mourn?

-He shuts down, mostly. Gets angry and more reckless, very self-destructive.

33. what makes them cry?

-Not ...too much...He cries when he’s really angry. And of course really traumatic things like having to kill your best friend, and being under a fae compulsion and murdering someone you’d just been helping so said fae could take his place and being unable to tell anyone about it. And finding out your new god fiancé lied about being able to cure a fatal “disease” you have (The Calling).

[cynicjovial]

You should make a fan stand, or draw urs if you have one!

You know it. You FUCKING know I had a fanstand this is Patron Saint 

[cinastre]

Im playing as a sorta homebrew construct Who is a poorly made boy made of Brass and Old Whiskey Barrels. He is basically a robot cowboy paladin and he is a big ol softy!

oh he sounds so cute!! we love a big cowboy softy!!!!!!

my boy parris is a rowdy mid appalachia coal mine tiefling who looks like coal and stone come to life and is super outdoorsy!

[radicalposture]

Would the song brandy be a sea shanty, with the "brandy you're a fine girl" "Such a fine girl" call and response?

ALAS NO but thank you for reminding me cause its a bop

[astraldemise]

BITE KNIGHT HE FUCKING BITE YOU AND BITING AND BITING AND MUNCHING

do not worry i have a design for one called bug bite knight

[astraldemise]

@jiveturkeyjerky submitted:

This was my best approximation of Gnatferatu. Meant to make him a smaller bodied, bigger headed boy but i might try a second pass at him once i can get home to my tablet

oh my god i LOVE HIM. i had to draw him i really love this cool bug

[astraldemise]

Is barb short for barbed wire?

its short for barbecue sauce