Dhskdhdj imagine house husband Risotto AU where you’re at work one day talking about “your really amazing spouse who’s taken to being the home maker” and everyone is either assuming a small, delicate woman or a mousey guy, but Ris stops by one day with lunch and some flowers and everyone’s like “o h. (Name) wasnt kidding when they told us about their spouse being god like”
Idk why everyone’s just auto assuming the most stereotypical imagery 💀😂 but THATS RIGHT THATS UR MANS RIS WITH HIS LUNCH AND FLOWERS PACKED WITH LOVE AND CARE 😤
Like imagine u forgot to take ur pre-packed lunch and he just decides to pick up flowers on the way because A) they’re fresh, B) the owner knows him well enough to give him a discount & C) he was thinking of you too much to not get them for u 😩😭💓 and omg ur co-workers see this God of a man just being so sweet and loving to u and everyone just fucking 💘💘💘💘💘
The love and protect Risotto Nero (ex-mafia, currently house husband) club expands 😌✨
Risotto thinking he asked you out on a date, but you thought he meant in a friend-type of way bc all he said was, “Would you like to have dinner?”, after a mission together. You would have thought it was a date if he hadn’t asked you to dinner the same way plenty times before already.
It’s 5 months after and you’ve went on approximately 15 dinners with him, more than a handful of lunches, and hung out together on more than half of the weekends. Risotto thinks you’re dating, like in a whole relationship together, but you think he’s just trying to be closer friends with you. You would have thought that those were dates and y’all were in a relationship tgt, but he’s never initiated any romantic contact, so you didn’t think past deepening the friendship with what he’s been doing. What you didn’t know tho, is that he’s just shy about physical contact with you (and he also doesn’t wanna put you off) and also you’ve also never initiated anything, so he came to the conclusion that you wanted to take the physical part of the relationship slow — and he’s okay with that bc spending time with you is more than enough for him uwu🖤
It’s 2 more months of the same routine, and in the middle of one of your friend/romantic date, he asks if he could hold your hand because he can’t resist anymore and he thinks it’s a good timing for this development. You blush, saying yes bc fuck of course you like him??? And now he does too??? Omfg and u ask if this would count as your first date. He stills. The truth unravels. You’re mortified and he’s in shock. The both of you apologise (you more frantic than he is, and he more guilt-ridden than you are), and he’s a little disheartened ngl, he even thinks you’re gonna put an end to this (before it can even properly start) bc who wouldn’t think that he’s been creepy?? Not you apparently, “So... I owe 7 months worth of dates? Should we get started now?”, with a really big grin... and Risotto feels his own starting take shape, his worries all melting away already as you intertwine your fingers with his.
Risotto leaving the first 2 buttons open... revealing his bountiful cleavage... one simple gold chain that drapes across & highlights his structured collarbones... sleeves of his silk long sleeved button up rolled up to his elbows and his protruding veins and on display... a wrist iced with a vintage Rolex... black slacks tight around his ass & thighs that strains against the fabric like his big ass bulge... shined shoes that matches his belt with the authentic gold buckle... hair slicked back & his full face on display... eyes sharp, clear, deadly but so damn enchanting & before you know it, you’re under his spell ✨
The way I just love coffee shop owner Risotto. IMMACULATE???
He’d have Metallica themed latte art. It’s one of the most popular things in his shop, other than his Metallica shaped pastries uwu. Everyone just eats it all up, loving how cute Risotto’s food & beverages are despite the minimalistic heavy metal theme his cafe sports.
The visual gap just makes everyone go crazy, especially on social media sites 😭👌🏼
But the main attraction of the cafe? Many would agree is the owner himself — Risotto Nero. The epitome of tall & thick muscled goth. He, like his cafe, also has that visual gap. At least, to those who aren’t too pissed scared to talk to him because while he might look like he can strangle you to death in 5 seconds, he’s really just a hard working man who’s actually softer than he (outwardly) seems.
Older folks (like old people I mean) love him, if not for his ethics, then for his kindness when he gives them a free pastry to go with their coffee they ordered (the latter is why ppl who are sad/having a bad day or have a tight budget love him too). Kids find his eyes either creepy or cool, but all of them think it’s super fascinating.
He basically attracts a variety of customers, lots of them love him and he appreciates them all too, but he says he doesn’t have a favourite. What a liar tho lol because he so does have one.
It’s the one who’s eyes shine when they enter his cafe, the one who’s smile quirks up even more when they take a bite into his cousin’s pastry recipe, the one who admires his latte art before softly humming in content when they taste his coffee, the one who asks how he’s doing every time when he’s getting their change ready, the one who buys him a cup of coffee after askin him what’s his favourite on the menu after noticing he was having an off day, the one who compliments his eyes and compares it to the rich dark chocolate and bright raspberry jam pastry the cafe had as specials for one of the days... it’s you.
His favourite customer is you, and he finally expresses that when he asks you for your number so he could take you out on a dinner date after his shift is done. His favourite customer is you and the fact is cemented when you agree with a smile so dazzling that it was all he could think of until your date later on.
Risotto sleeps topless, clad only in his long custom ordered panda print pyjama pants that u got him bc u thought the colour scheme matched his work outfit... and he fucking loves it 😤🖤
On some hot shit today thinking about Risotto’s sexy ass self spreading his legs open super nonchalantly with those bedroom eyes 😩 man beckons u with just his finger while his other hand palms at his buldge and I just-
After the death of his partner, his health declined. He never ate and rarely ever remember to drink water, all he did was work, ignoring and avoiding his pain. But one night he simply couldn't anymore. A deadly assassin was now sobbing uncontrollably for his partner, his heart was aching horribly. He lay on his bed, tears streaming down his face and all over the pillows. Every breath he took, his heart seem to break even more. His body was shaking from the uncontrollable sobbing and wails of his heart.
Ris looks like the type who’s very capable of saying ‘I love you’ in serious or really soft moments, but on the regular he says shit like ‘You’re an idiot’, ‘There’s something very wrong in your head’, or stare at you deadpan after u do something stupid in his opinion, & etc and any normal person who doesn’t know him might think he’s tired of your shit but his voice just sounds so tender and his eyes are looking at you with so much love that you realise while he might think the shit you do is stupid sometimes, but fuck he loves you so damn much in every single day of his life with you :’)
