#jjday10

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

I'm also boring and I get no questions. For this reason, I always try to ask a question when people ask for one. That's not a question. My question is: What is the best meal anyone has ever cooked for you? (Not from a restaurant.)

Oh, boy, wow. Uhh…

I have not had a great number of great home-cooked meals, as I have rarely been on the receiving end of a truly great cook. I have favorite meals, but that’s different, owing more to nostalgia and certain sense of “hominess” than any particular skill in the kitchen.

That is a really good question, and I don’t mean to sound arrogant, because I am not a particularly good cook, but I think the best home-cooked meals I’ve had were actually made by me, which is very sad.

I will say this: I don’t eat meat any more, which is my loss, because my stepfather really knows how to cook a hamburger. One time, he made burgers stuffed with blue cheese and it was heavenly. So, I’ll just go with that, I think.

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

Purple, but that could change. Lol

As in, we could start speaking, or you could decide I am boring and terrible? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT?

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

Heeeyyyyyy. Though it actually said it should read "Hey," so I included that too.

You are funny, you know how to cheekily follow directions, and I like your blog.

[myprettypurplecrush]

I'm sending this today so that jjday10 sees it on the 14th. Hope this is published on Valentine's! I've been crushing on Jen for a while now, she's both equally witty and charming, and if I lived close to her I would definitely take her out and tell her how beautiful she is.

[unrelentingoptimist]

Yes or No

Thanks to the lovely JJDay10 for tagging me. I think many of you have done this, but if you haven’t, consider yourself tagged. Also, feel free to post a number from this in my ask if you want more explanation!

Rules:

A. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
B. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks — Copy and repost, delete my answers, then type in your answers. 1) Been arrested? No. 2) Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes. 3) Slept in until 5 PM? Yes. 4) Ran a red light? Yes. 5) Been suspended from school?No. 6) Experienced love at first sight? No. 7) Totaled your car in an accident? No. 8) Been fired from a job? No. 9) Fired somebody? Yes. 10) Sang karaoke? Yes. 11) Pointed a gun at someone? No. 12) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes. 13) Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. 14) Kissed in the rain? Yes. 15) Had a close brush with death? No. 16) Seen someone die? Yes. 17) Played spin-the-bottle? Yes. 18) Smoked a cigar? Yes. 19) Sat on a rooftop? Yes. 20) Smuggled something into another country? Yes. 21) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes. 22) Broken a bone? No. 23) Skipped school? Yes. 24) Eaten a bug? No. 25) Sleepwalked? No. 26) Walked a moonlit beach? Yes. 27) Rode [on] a motorcycle? No. 28) Dumped someone? Yes. 29) Lied to avoid a ticket? No. 30) Ridden in a helicopter? No. 31) Shaved your head? No. 32) Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes. 33) Eaten snake? No. 34) Marched/Protested? Yes. 35) Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No. 36) Puked on amusement ride? No. 37) Seriously and intentionally boycotted something? Yes. 38)Been in a band? No. 39) Been on TV? Yes. 40) Shot a gun? No. 41) Skinny-dipped? Yes. 42) Gave someone stitches? No. 43) Ridden a surfboard? No. 44) Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes. 45) Had surgery? No. 46) Streaked? No. 47) Taken by ambulance to hospital? No. 48) Fainted? No. 49) Peed behind a bush? Yes. 50) Donated Blood? Yes. 51) Grabbed an electric fence? No. 52) Eaten alligator meat? No. 53) Killed an animal when not hunting? No. 54) Peed your pants in public? No. 55) Snuck into a movie without paying? No. 56) Written graffiti? No. 57) Still love someone you shouldn’t? Yes. 58) Been in handcuffs? No. 59) Believe in love? Yes. 60) Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.

[jjflow]

jjday10 replied to your photo:Uhhhh, I mean, I’m not a science doctor or...

i mean is there a better way to say you smuggled things inside your vagina?

I guess no? I really hadn't given it much thought before, but my initial reaction was just "Who smuggles vaginas? And how do you know when someone is smuggling vaginas not just, you know, wearing pants and that's were people generally keep them?"

I guess I'm also at a lost for why we need to list them. I mean, you can't even make a top 10 list out of them, so what's the point.

I think my problem is I've somehow managed to put equal amounts of "No Thought" and "Too Much Thought" into this headline...

Everyone go about your business..