I personally find it hilarious that in this world's jjk canon I just exclusively speak in onigiri ingredients. That's unhinged. Beyond ridiculous I'm obsessed with it. Love it when the fandom commits to it too it's so stupid.
Don't get me wrong, I did still use the same safe words in my canon but they were a tool rather than my only tool. I used sign language when it was available, and I always kept cards with pre written phrases and a notebook for people who didn't know sign (which was most, though everyone I was close to made an effort to learn. I appreciated it.) or I just used my phone. Honestly, 80% of the time I used the onigiri ingredients was in combat where I had to be able to communicate quickly and out loud. Though, again, that only had limited use since only a handful of people actually understood my code.
I did use it a lot more around the Kyoto students on purpose though. lol. I thought it was pretty funny. Honestly I still think it is. If I used it a lot around people who weren't familiar with me I was trolling them. Sometimes it was straight up gibberish but hey they couldn't tell the difference. Good times.
I do remember sending text messages that looked like this "🍙🍣🍣‼️" to my friends to fuck with them though. Especially Maki lmao. I miss those guys, love them a lot. If any of my friends are reading this hi!! Waving at you!!!
It is a bit weird being a villain, the main villain, someone regarded as something unholy and inhuman, the king of curses, who bears nothing but teeth and evil intentions, and sincerely caring about all of these kids now. Like, hell. I made everything hell and your life miserable. I relished in it. It was funny. But you were all 15. In your first year of highschool. There's nothing that would have changed what i did at the time but now, you guys are just babies what the hell? Yuji is my annoying as fuck nephew who is occasionally (always) really funny. Kugasaki and Fushiguro are cool too. They're my little brother's school friends who think im intimidating. They're all my little cousins. I would have HATED this. Its really funny, in all honesty.
Thought I may as well make a combined post for all the canon calls I want to put out instead of repetitively bombarding all the call blogs.
18+ and spiritual fictionfolk only please, and no proship!
Any sourcemates are welcome, but the ones I specifically mention are highly encouraged the most. If you'd like to reach out my DMs are open, otherwise you can interact with the post and I can message first!
For One Piece, Jujutsu Kaisen, Adventure Time, and Trigun Stampede!
Canon calls below the cut!
One Piece
Yamei
Who I am looking for: Anyone who might remember this timeline, but especially my crew members!
(I already know my Sabo.)
What I remember: My appearance was that of a 5'4-5'5 muscular woman, with long brown hair in a braid. I had gold eyes with slit pupils and lots of freckles on my cheeks and shoulders, as well as fangs. I had brown feathers on the tips of my ears, brown feathered wings, and a skinny brown feathered tail shaped kind of like a cat's. I also had claws on my hands and feet.
I was a noncanon member of the Strawhat crew. My full name was Yamuarmei, but everyone just called me Yamei. I was a dragon-person, known as a Light Dragon. I came in immediately following Arabasta. My dream was to find justice for the attempted genocide of my people, committed on us by our brother species, the Dark Dragons. In my timeline, Blackbeard never got the Dark-Dark fruit, and by the domino affect, the Paramount War never happened and Ace didn't die. However, Luffy still fought the admirals, but he didn't receive his stomach scar. The timeskip still happened, but it was our own choosing to do so. Zoro and I had fallen in love during our voyage and we got married right before we split for the timeskip. Since Ace didn't die, Sabo didn't receive the Mera-Mera no mi, but instead got a glass related fruit from the Colosseum. The rest of the canon timeline and most things not mentioned were pretty much the same. Eventually, Zoro and I had a daughter as well, named Emei, who joined the revolutionary army. She had short blonde hair with light brown wings, sharp teeth, and blue eyes.
Jujutsu Kaisen
Satoru Gojo
Who I am looking for: Suguru, Shoko, Megumi, or anyone else!
What I remember: I didn't mercy-kill Suguru and instead just held him until he died peacefully. We spent the last few minutes of his life just sitting and reminiscing on our younger years, before kissing one last time. My Suguru's eyes were brown, not purple. I also think he might not have been entirely cis- maybe bigender or genderfluid? Shoko and I were briefly sleeping together after Suguru passed, I think we just needed the shared intimacy from someone else who understood what we were going through. I think I might have had legal custody of Megumi and Tsumiki but I'm still not entirely sure on that. I also remember my Utahime was a trans woman. I myself was cis and bi.
Uraume
Who I am looking for: Sukuna <333
What I remember: Sukuna-sama and I were very physically affectionate. What we had can't be called "romantic" in the traditional sense- however, he very much appreciated my devotion for him and he adored me in his own way. I sat in his lap a lot, especially since my CT made me feel cold sometimes. I really loved to pepper his cheeks and face in little kisses. He and I had something very unique and special and I miss him dearly. I myself was about 5'3, afab in both eras, and a bit skinnier than average.
Junpei Yoshino
Who I am looking for: Anyone who might remember me, but especially Inumaki or Yuuji!
What I remember: I have two timelines, being nonbinary and intersex in both. My first TL follows canon as far as I remember. My second TL is divergent- I survived the encounter with Mahito and joined Jujutsu High. I also dated Inumaki in my second TL. I believe I may have had a stutter but I'm not sure.
Adventure Time
Prince Gumball
Who I am looking for: Anyone!!!
What I remember: Our magic world was permanent and nothing was ever lost. This was because we were in a separate verse entirely, so we didn't exist in Simon's mind. Essentially, it was like the main AT series but with the swapped characters instead. I had the original voice from the first 2 Fionna and Cake episodes in Adventure Time. My name was Benny, short for Bennett. Marshall and I were together, obviously (after a long period of bitterness post-initial breakup, like in the standard TL). Lord Monochromicorn also spoke Japanese alongside his Morse communication- he was semi-verbal and used Morse when he couldn't/didn't want to speak.
Trigun Stampede
Vash
Who I am looking for: Anyone!
What I remember: All of my current memories are canon compliant. I know that I was definitely not cis in some way or another- whether I was afab or something outside of male/female I'm not sure, but I know I used he/him. Kni was non-binary but still used he/him as well, simply because I did and he wanted to be the same. He also had a silver earring on the right ear to match the gold on my left.
I am so so so so tired of being reduced to "the hot guy". I want to be able to look up images/gifs of me on tumblr to use for my discord theme but 99% of it is x reader fics about me that happen to include a photo or gif.
So many people overlook my complex writing and importance as a character just because they think I'm attractive. And like, I get it, sometimes the positive attention is nice. I'm also the kind of person who fawns over anime men. But come on, I'm so much more than just my appearance. It sometimes feels like people care more about my face than who I actually am as a person.
Everyone thinks being Gojo Satoru is all fun and games until you realize you've inherited the unfortunate trait of not being understood by anyone you meet. I've even met a person who can practically predict sometimes what I'm going to say or do and STILL they're critically wrong about everything else about me. It goes without saying that this is completely distressing.
People refuse to abandon their assumptions of me and don't even get to know me. I'm subject to the biases of others as if I'm some blank slate to project on. Being silly and jokey joke was a coping mechanism and still is.
In fact, the only times I've ever been able to successfully communicate critical things about myself in a way that other people immediately understood was through using humor!
Dear Suguru. Thank you for ditching me in front of a KFC. I don't give a shit about KFC. But if you had ruined Five Guys for me, I would have killed your ass where you stood. - Gojo (💠)
Technically an ask response, but would prefer this as a confession. I can't stop thinking about that recent Suguru kinfession; the one beefing about the specific song people have decided his ex-whatever cries about him to. Like, the way it had serious suggestions for more viable, appropriate alternatives. I just had to laugh. Probably the most Suguru thing I've seen in awhile.
Anyway, whoever sent that, I gotta say: This December? Seriously, man? With the lines 'I wanna see you with your head wide open'?
If that was intentional, you've got either the best or worst sense of humour.
Shoko and I sometimes laugh at people's misinterpretations of Satoru - which is a change of pace from the pure vitriol we feel when the fandom approaches the two of us. I'm sure that she might correct me and say that she does get miffed. But I have to laugh.
It's funny seeing the strongest sorcerer so wildly mischaracterized. Yes, in fact the sexy megalomaniac with a tortured soul, the one who would watch the sunset pining after his friend of two years, the one who was sheltered and demonized was surely all of that. He loved sweets more than most, if not all, of his family members. His attractiveness was damningly sickening to literally everyone around him.
But he was also the same man who ran to Shoko for instant cures for his stomach aches when he stuffed his stupid face full of, an accurate estimate, around 100lbs of candy in the span of a week all in an effort to find a limited edition toy prize. He spent the Gojo funds on 500 packs and I challenged a bet the second he opened the 20th packet and sighed to himself. "If you waste all of that food, I won't go on missions with you for a month." Pride and convenience made him take the bet. Anyone could guess that he didn't last long. So, as I said, he snuck off to Shoko for 'indigestion' woes. I didn't find out until I asked Shoko if he'd been feeling ill.
I have to laugh because there is absolutely nothing the fandom can fabricate or any defense that Satoru himself can say to redeem himself. No one can rid me of my opinion: Gojo Satoru is the Strongest... Except when his poor little tummy ached.
P.S. he didn't get the toy. The memory of his disappointed face still makes me laugh.
