#jjohnlockedd

[baelishv]

the signs as iconic pxs things

Aries: 12 feet lemoncake

Taurus: you might have been my daughter but also let’s make out

Gemini: “The Fingers are a lovely place, if you happen to be a stone” *littlefinger guns*

Cancer: mint flavoured kisses

Leo: medieval daddy kink

Virgo: i just murdered my wife for you (and a king too)

Libra: I just lied to the Vale Lords for you xoxo

Scorpio: sugar daddy realness

Sagittarius: father and i have larger concerns *kill bill sirens*

Capricorn: oh my god myranda you can’t just ask people about their father’s finger

Aquarius: talkin shit to the vale’s people back

Pisces: more lemoncakes and more daddy kink

[baelishv]

a mockingbird on your butt cheeks

a 10/10 idea, yes, totally, i’ll make it in such way that when i’ll twerk for my king of the ashes it will look like the mockingbird is spreading his wings to fly away

[baelishv]

i’m gonna pick random numbers to see cosa viene fuori 39 61 4 123 75

wow you’re so wild im proprio shockata, che queen

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? All the stores I find in big malls, I don’t have a preference

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Nah I’ve always been a good kid

4. Are you easy to get along with?I think I am once you get through my shy fase

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?LOL NO

75. Favourite animal? Dogs and wolves!

[baelishv]

jjohnlockedd ha risposto al tuo post “murder me vale right now”

It's honestly a shame that only us can enjoy this beautiful memes

i’ll spam this pic in every fucking translation in petyr’s tag i swear

anyway...i wanna die too x10000

[baelishv]

shrek green, peach, sky blue

shrek green: 3 of your favorite memes?    1) Valeria Marini “Ma chi?”, wow iconic2)Tag yourself meme3) Morgan disgustato, adoro          

peach: 5 favorite characters of all time?      - Petyr Baelish (asoiaf)-James Flint (black sails)-Sansa Stark (asoaif)-Lily Briscoe (To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf)-Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad)

sky blue:  if you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Lucrezia or Livia probably, I’m not the biggest fan of the name Valentina tbh

[petyrsansaweek]

ok i know this is not a question but i wanted to thank you for organizing this! i had so much fun and i loved to see everyone's works and how they were differently inspired by the prompts. See you next year?

I’m glad to hear you had fun! And yup, we’ll be here next year!

[magicb0x]

Hey!!!

Welcome! :)