#jjudasslips

[henswilsons]

ok first of all tequila fucks but i’m not here to fight about that i’m here to fight about ?? tequila and chocolate biscuits ?? we did it lads we finally found an alcohol pairing more questionable than ed sheeran’s “doritos and a bottle of wine”

@jjudaslips NO OK HEAR ME OUT tequila is actually so yucky (im sorry emma but i have to speak my truth) and whenever i do a shot of it i have to send a prayer up to every universal deity that i won't immediately yak it up , and regular mixers do NOTHING to get rid of the taste like i can still taste it in my mouth. but ive discovered if i immediately eat something after (i am particularly partial to chocolate digestives however snickers bars and nectarines are also a+) then the taste completely washes away and i can keep it down. TRY IT TRUST ME it will make tequila shots so much more bearable

[henswilsons]

i thought i was the only one who had lice ptsd... you made me feel less alone (also gave me flashbacks but heh) <3

NO NINA LITERALLY reading ur tags i was like :')) a fellow soldier :')))))) like it was genuinely so miserable, from 11-14 all i remember is just sitting in class and praying that no one could see anything in my hair and having to ration out my head-scratches so no one would notice. here's to now being clean-haired !!

[henswilsons]

i watch my shows on soap2day!! there aren't any ads (i do have an adblock so take this with a grain of salt). only downside is that if you don't spell the name of the show you're looking perfectly the website won't find it (for example 911 only shows up if you spell it 9-1-1). hope this helps! <3

thank u thank u besties!!!!! i have bookmarked these all (and soap2day has both 911 AND house aka my dream) u r all my saviours