Apr 25, 2012
mom: we can go to a buffet and you can pile your plate with different kinds of chinese foods
mom: what you dont like we won't get another time
me: ok
me: walks away
mom: see like if i wanted indian food i'd go to an indian buffet
me: i don't care
mom: still talking
mom: talks
mom: talk talk talk
me: ohmy god i left the room why are you still talking
mom: idek what she's talking about
me: quiet
me: fINE WE'LL GO TO THE ASIA BUFFET
mom: good
me: now you can shut up
mom: and you can even try sushi
me: i hate sushi
mom: how do you know--
me: i had it at the mall and i hate the rice and the seaweed and the look of the ginger and the consistency of wasabi
mom: i've never had wasabi
me: i want to shove a cup of wasabi down your throat right now