Isaac x Joachim x Hector for bingo :Р
Lol. Like. As a polycule? 😂
Eh, I'm going to do the extra work here
The divorsties! 🥰 no matter the timeline, no matter the universe, they will find each other, and they would divorce each other in the most raw gay sex way possible 🥰
I love how flexible it is. Were they honorary brothers? Friends? Rivals? Fuckbuddies? Genuinely in love? Toxic? Happy before the whole "killing humans" mess started? Who knows, and everything fits! My take is "they couldn't stand to be in the same room for more than 5 minutes but somehow they were always welcome in each other's arms at night, they clashed on everything and their moralities couldn't be more opposite yet they understood each other without words".
They could have been happy, if only they met outside of Dracula's castle, Isaac didn't develop one hell of an inferiority complex and Hector wasn't a rebellious golden child :)
Watch me go from "uhhh that's surely a crackship lol" to "Joachim is the only one who truly understands Isaac and makes him happy and finally convinces him that he's worthy of being loved 🥺"
It's funny because Joachim has some traits in common with Hector, like a rebellious spirit. He's also quite arrogant, and probably has all sorts of issues after his experiences in the Dark Palace of Waterfalls. But hey, Isaac is not the most sane person either :P and it's not like the two are competing for Dracula's love :P so they would be able to connect on a deeper level. Isaac could also be fascinated by Joachim's older knowledge, older than even Dracula, and Joachim might be intrigued by Isaac's magic.
I do see the romantic potential! But I'm much more attached to the idea of Joachim becoming something of a big brother figure to Hector, helping him and subtly pushing him to rebel against Dracula, hoping that the boy would be more successful of course :P they're similar enough that they would relate to each other, but Joachim seems to be more... extra than Hector lol, kind of like Isaac, so they'd also contrast nicely. Still, I much prefer Joachim loving Isaac and no other.