I want reader x joan garcia plsss
Caught red-handed- Joan Garcia
pairing: Joan x Balde!older sister (because why not)
summary: you get caught baby-ing Joan, except, no one knew you were dating... since his ESP days
note: BACK ON MY SIBLINGS SHIIIIIT
Holding the ice pack to his cheek, Joan made his way to the medics room for a further examination. As the nurse flashed the light across Joan's face to make sure he was not concussed, a knock came from the door.
Joan instantly lit up at the sight of you, his attention falling from the questions being asked to you, clad in a Barca kit that despite having your brothers name on the back, still made his heart skip a beat
"I'll leave you two to it then" the nurse smiles "not too much thinking Garcia!"
"yes ma'am" he says with a salute that make you both giggle
once the door is closed, you slot yourself between your boyfriend's spread legs, examining his cheek where the player's boot had made contact with his cheek
"oh my poor baby" you say, thumb grazing the wound softly
"they want to take me out" Joan mumbles putting his face into your chest
"I'll kill them first!" you say making him laugh
"I won't survive with you in prison" Joan says hands finding their way to your waist
"you'll live off of take outs and spaghetti" you joke
"hey I can cook!" Joan says pinching your hips
"you burnt eggs the other day, and served burnt bacon that was raw inside" you remind him "you're a health hazard my angel"
"you're being mean to me while I'm injured" Joan says with a pout
you pull him before your chest and kiss his cheek
"missed a spot" he said puckering his lips
"how could I!" you gasp
leaning in you connect your lips in a sweet kiss, feeling the noise of Camp Nou fading into the background, and subsequently the sound of the knocks coming at the door which results in the person on the other side opening the door anyways
"oh my God" you hear Pedri say
"oh this is going to be good" Lamine says
"where's my phone?" Ferran adds
behind them is your brother, jaw slack, eyes wide
"Ale, I can explain" you say quickly detaching yourself from your boyfriend
" YOU'RE FUCKING MY TEAMMATE!" He yells
"okay not so loud maybe" you say
"I'll be as loud as I want!" he hisses
"and you have every right to be but I was fucking him before he was your teammate actually" you say
"so you were fucking the enemy?" Dani asks
"can we stop saying shes fucking him, I don't want that visual" Pedri hisses
"is sleeping with a better word for you princess?" Ferran teases
"can we get back to the issue at hand here?" Gavi says from the back
"yeah why the hell are you all here?" you ask "and not knock?"
"because we were coming to check on Joan but I guess we were in for some real news" your brother sasses
"also we did knock but I guess the lip smacking and moans were louder" Ferran shrugs earning a slap on the back of the head
"I'm kind of concussed and you're being loud, and I want to go home and cuddle my girlfriend" Joan cuts through "can we schedule this for another time?"
"you're lucky" your brother says narrowing his eyes at you "we will be having a family meeting about this"
"dramatic ass"
















