Jan 2, 2017
a goopy, goopy, revamped j@y
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a goopy, goopy, revamped j@y
i thought you were going with J@Y over J[OA]Y
OH WHOOPS I totally was (too bad the english language doesn’t have like, every possible combination of letters smashes together into one likeæ because that would make stylizing the names much easier)
Do he got the booty?
He Dooooooooo
"You're cute, in a psychotic sort of way."
-Joe
Can't hold it in any longer. Sorry.
I've wanted to date my best friend for a year and a half now and I gave up on him returning my feelings but we just spent so much time together this summer that he decided he felt the same way and now we're in a relationship and he's turned into this unbelievably selfless, sweet person while still being the same old Joe and sometimes I think I made him up and I'm sleeping somewhere because I don't think it's possible for me to be this happy.
An abridged version of why I love my best friend
Nads: I hate the way he treats you. I'm gonna punch him in the dick! And not like just in the dick either, like head on. It'll fold in like an accordion.
*An abundance of painful, wheezing laughter*
Me: He's so arrogant, I don't even know why. He doesn't even have anything to be arrogant about.
Nads: Yeah, I saw him speed into his driveway in his fancy car and I was just like "I hope he crashes." I hope he nearly dies, so that he's alive enough to feel the pain of me PUNCHING HIM IN THE DICK. It'll be the last he thing he's conscious of before he dies!
If I die, it was Joe's fault.
Me: Ohmygod, I was in the kitchen getting applesauce, and I swear, I heard someone breathing in the living room. It freaked me out so I ran to my room and locked the door and now I'm sitting on the floor and I called you cause you make me feel better. Make me feel better.
Normal friend: What, no way! Are you okay? I'm here for you, whatever you need.
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Me: Ohmygod, I was in the kitchen getting applesauce, and I swear, I heard someone breathing in the living room. It freaked me out so I ran to my room and locked the door and now I'm sitting on the floor and I called you cause you make me feel better. Make me feel better.
Joe: Hope you live.
Me: "Joe, please tell me I'm fat and I need to stop eating."
Joay: "You're not fat. Don't worry about food and eat whatever you want."
*Not helping at all*