Some Jobcorps humor
*minor inconvenience* "I'm willing to get termed over this"
"OSHA VIOLATION"
"That's a write up" "do it you won't"
*unexplained beef between trades claiming to be the best*
"Thats not very employment readiness of you"
"I'm resigning" "no, not allowed."
*lightly tapped* "ASSULT! IM DYING!"
"You could volunteer for *unenjoyable activity*" "I'd do it for a positive on my card 👀👀"
*spots an issue that is a certain trades job to fix* "where is *trade* when you need them? (Even better if it's the person's who's saying it trade)
"Summer camp prison" when describing jobcorps
"At least we're not in *other dorm*"
"It could be worse. You could be in *other center/trade*"
"You can't say/do that anymore, we're federal employees!"
"I'll stop *breaking minor rule no one cares about* when the government stops trying to kill me" (usually said by a minority of some kind)
"F<ck yeah! Government *basic necessity like water, blankets, shower supplies*"
"That's it, I'm unionizing." "We can't unionize. Most of us are minors."
(When traveling somewhere other than the state the center is in) "wow look at all this *construction work of various types*. The jobcorps kids here must have *various trades similar to the construction type*"
"I want you all to *do task after work hours* for me" "do we get paid over time?" (Spoiler, we don't.)
"I'm tired of this grandpa!" "That's too Damn bad! You keep *insert task here*"
"I'm not paid enough to care about that." (Usually involves some unnecessary drama)
"Stop complaining and enjoy the free health care."
*coming back from getting blood drawn/vaccines* "I got stabbed!"