Jan 18, 2013
Why am I so fucking amazing? I feel like people don't understand how fucking hard life is for someone as fucking gorgeous as myself. How the fuck do I cope?
jodiemiester, I sympathize with your fucking plight. I myself happen to be a fucking gorgeous person. I often fucking find myself staring into the mirror for fucking hours, admiring my gorgeous fucking face.
One doesn't fucking cope with the curse of being so fucking gorgeous.
In the words of the amazingly fucking gorgeous Derek Zoolander, "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."