May 21, 2019
If I ever actually start doing music or anything public somewhat professionally my stage name is going to be Joel Jupiter because it sounds cool and I’d like to join my brothers Mercury and Mars in the solar system
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If I ever actually start doing music or anything public somewhat professionally my stage name is going to be Joel Jupiter because it sounds cool and I’d like to join my brothers Mercury and Mars in the solar system
MY OWN FIC IS MAKING ME CRY!! NARUSASU IS REAL!! DONT TOUCH ME!!
Watching Jurassic park and my dad keeps saying “look at how tiny your boyfriend is in this!!” And then my mom keep saying right after “soo tinyyy!”
Rooster teeth is having a buy 2 get 1 free sale on teeshirts and long sleeve teeshirts. So if you want some good merch for cheep from them now is the time. If you keep to some of their lower demand shirts you can spend just about $16-$20 on 3 shirts and that’s including shipping.
I just got 3 shirts that would have been almost $55, but I spent just about $40.
Now I could be wrong,
BUT
it sounded like my grandpa was watch a BDG video? Like it sounded as if he was watching an episode of unraveled?
The first time I went to church was with a friend of mine after I had stayed the night at her house. The whole things fine, my family isn’t too religious but it wasn’t like it was stuff I hadn’t heard before. So I’m just chilling there, being like 7 or whatever when all of a sudden they do the whole “this bread is Jesus’s body and this wine (it was grape juice, but I didn’t know that) is his blood” or whatever and 7 year old me is like “wait, hold the fucking phone. What?” At this church they just had everyone in one room for Sunday mass, there was no separate bible study for the kids or anything. And when they passed the shitty crackers and these shots of grape juice around they only gave them to the adults.
So I get through mass and my friends parents want to go greet the other families and my friend is like “I’ll show you around the church!” So we go around she’s like “this is where this is and that. This is what this is for” when we walk past the open kitchen and there is like a 13 year old boy just fucking downing the grape juice shots and I turn to my friend and I’m like mortified. I say to her “woah. That kid is like... drinking all the blood wine??” And she has to be like “oh no, it’s just grape juice” but she didn’t say anything about the crackers so I just assumed, for like 3 years, that the crackers were actually flaky dried prices of Jesus’s body and that’s why it was so small, so that we would have enough for the rest of eternity.
There is a baby in the lobby and it is making the weirdest god damn noises and I am living for it
How come when I was 8 the most Appetising thing to me was when they cooked and ate rats in Shrek?