#joelhammondedit

[princessrhcenyra]

My manager noticed that you've been staring at the stethoscopes for, like, a really long time.

[eizagonzalezs]

GET TO KNOW ME: ♡ [12/15] Male Characters: ☆ Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet)

I am not a murderer, okay technically i am, not even technically. Literally. But i refuse to be defined by the one time i murdered somebody.

[jennifersbod]

"That was an insane amount of vomit." 

Santa Clarita Diet (2017-2019)

[benoitblanc]

character association meme ➸ 😱  for @witchervesemir​

all you did was return trish’s cat, and now we’re driving a vodka-soaked corpse to the ocean to frame a fish for murder!

[meliorn]

People can be sweet and dangerous. Example, us. Also koala bears.

[maximoffdanvers]

abby hammond saves the day yet again

[rylandgraces]

I’m sorry, I didn’t get your name. Roy. Roy...Kodak. I thought you said Roy Eastman? Yeah, Roy Eastman...Kodak.

[klausesdiego]