#joestar!risotto

[theschneckenhouse]

Risotto Nero as a Joestar? I love the theory!

Hello lovely anon, I hope you like it 😊

I had a lot of fun to design Risotto for your request, even if he looks like an edgy teenager. For everyone who don’t know the theory: Risotto is the child of Joseph Joestar. Yeah… another child… Anyway, I link you the original post to read it for your own. To be honest, I think the theory is funny, nothing more and nothing less. But it makes a really good plot for an au. Oh and anon, if you mean another theory and I messed this one up, please let me know. I would love to draw more of Risotto in different aus 💛

https://perladellanotte.tumblr.com/post/185316677448/create-a-bizzare-theory-about-risotto-nero

Across to the Star

Create a bizzare theory about Risotto Nero OK, anon I want to try! Risotto Nero is another illegitimate child of Joseph Joestar. Let’s try t

[bjnurse]

Parenting!AU’s

No rules or cannon apply here, of course. I just want these men to have a chance at fatherhood. Let’s say each child is around 5-7 years old.

•Giorno sneaks out of bed to stay up with his daddies. Dio sees him first but doesn’t say anything. He often encourages this sort of behavior, if Jonathan was the one who put him to bed. Once Jonathan notices that their son is up, he begins to tell him to go back to bed, but Dio insists that their son is allowed more time. The small boy climbs into Jonathan’s lap, resting his head against the strong chest. Listening to his Papa’s heart, Giorno quickly falls asleep.

•Diavolo nervously drops off Trish on her first day of school. She smiles at him, excited as she sees kids to play with. She hugs him goodbye saying ”Don’t worry Padre, I’ll be alright!” He apprehensively smiles and kisses her on the top of the head, wishing her a good day.

•Doppio explores the backyard with Trish, finding cute frogs and interesting bugs to make friends with. She wants to kiss each frog but Doppio talks her out of it, explaining that he’s not ready for her to grow up and find her prince just yet.

•Jotaro sits patiently in the chair several sizes too small for him. He holds out a plastic tea cup for Jolyne to fill. She scolds him for using the wrong one, pointing to the cup that she made special for him. He picks up the bit of plastic, finding a crudely drawn, bright blue dolphin on the side of the pink cup. He allows himself a small smile as his daughter fills it with imaginary tea.

•Joseph plays pranks on the family with Josuke. He’s is proud of his son’s creativity, especially if the prank involves stand use. Messing with Jotaro is the best, of course but Tomoko ends up scolding both of them. Later, the two agree that it was totally worth it!

•After a tumble, Joseph puts a bandage on little Risotto’s knee. As Joseph cleans the wound carefully, he notices his child holding his breath and trying not to cry. Joseph lets him know that it’s ok to cry. Risotto disagrees saying that men don’t cry. As Joseph’s thoughts drift to a dear friend that he lost long ago, he admits that he cries sometimes and that’s okay. He explains that the variety of emotions are a large part of life and it’s important to experience the high and lows. The small boy lets a few tears fall from his crimson eyes as he thanks his papa. He wipes away the tears with the back of his hand as asks if they can play together. At first Joseph thinks to decline because he has work to do, but instead, he agrees, knowing he doesn’t want to miss out on spending more time with his son.

[crazymiraclecat]

Did Joseph teach his son Joestar Risotto the Hamon trick with Coca Cola?

Yes! It is one of Risotto's favorite tricks and Joseph also uses it to make his son smile when he is sad. And Risotto loves it when his father tells him about his first meeting with Smokey. Risotto then taught this trick to his sister Shizuka too.

Thank you for the ask

[bjnurse]

Parenting!AU- Very valid- Tiny Risotto? I'm almost in tears thinking about how cute that would be-

Child!Risotto gives me so many feels!!! 🥺 I want to protect him! He is adorable and deserving of so much love!!!

I love the thought of Risotto growing up with a sillier version of Joseph. His dad is always embarrassing him in public but in the end, he’s just happy the attention isn’t on him. And Joseph always finds a way to make him smile. 💕

[bjnurse]

Comprehensive Masterlist! 💕

Here we go- FINALLY!!! I figured I’d set this up by parts and groups. If this doesn’t work well, I’ll fix it. RisDop has its own section to reduce the clutter it would add to other sections.

This list will include fics, scenarios, hc’s, asks, or basically anything that required me to put a lot of writing energy into it. 💕 I know I’m forgetting some. I’ll add them once I remember they exist and I’ll add new stuff as I go. 💕

I notate which ones are NSFW or SFW, but SFW may have adult language or suggestive content. Think of SFW as being PG-13. If you are under 18, please steer clear of the NSFW content. I’m trusting you to do the right thing!

There’s a lot going on here. So, the most recent additions are notated with an * at the beginning. 💕

Vento Aureo

-Diavolo/Doppio

Diavolo x Doppio (SFW): Buon Compleanno Doppio!

Doppio x AFAB!Reader (NSFW): Pearl Necklace

Diavolo x AFAB!Reader (SFW): A Life with Imperatore

Diavolo x AFAB!Reader (NSFW): A Life with Imperatore 2

Diavolo x Doppio (SFW): Sweater Weather

Doppio (w/Diavolo’s Directions) (SFW): Buon Natale, Doppio

Solo Doppio (w/Diavolo’s Encouragement) (NSFW): Some Time Alone

Doppio x Diavolo (NSFW): The Consiglieri and the Don

Doppio x Bruno x GN!Reader (SFW): On the Couch

Doppio x Bruno x GN!Reader (SFW): Snooze

Diavolo x Doppio (SFW): Character Analysis

*Doppio/Diavolo x GenderNeutral!Reader (NSFW): Your Boyfriend(s)

Ask- Risotto x Doppio x Diavolo (SFW): Diavolo’s 1st Appearance?

Ask- HC’s- Doppio x Bruno (SFW): Headcanon Meme

*Ask- (NSFW): Diavolo Cucked by RisDop

-Risotto x Doppio (I love my OTP! 💕)

Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Juxtaposition - Part 1

Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Juxtaposition - Prequel

Feral Doppio x Risotto (NSFW): Juxtaposition: I’d Like to See You Try

Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Juxtaposition: Watch Me!

Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Juxtaposition: Kigurumi

Risotto x Doppio x AFAB!Reader (NSFW): Jixtaposition: Happy to Have You (AFAB!Reader)

Risotto x Doppio x AMAB!Reader (NSFW): Juxtaposition: Happy to Have You (AMAB!Reader)

Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Juxtaposition: The Dishes

Doppio x Risotto (NSFW): Juxtaposition: Missing You

Risotto x Doppio (SFW): The Taste of Risotto Nero

Risotto x Doppio (SFW): Uno

Cthulhu!Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Risothulhu

Hc’s- Risotto x Doppio (SFW): Honoring Risotto’s Cousin

Hc’s- Risotto x Doppio (SFW): Being Playful in October

Ask- Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Bratty Doppio?

Ask- Risotto x Doppio (SFW): Rubber Chicken Toy

Ask- Risotto x Doppio x Diavolo (SFW): Diavolo’s 1st Appearance?

Ask- HC’s- Risotto x Doppio (SFW): Headcanon Meme

Ask- Risotto x Doppio (NSFW): Is this supposed to make me horny?

Ask- Risotto x Doppio (SFW): Fate

*Ask- (NSFW): Diavolo Cucked by RisDop

-La Squadra

HC’s: La Squadra Adulting (SFW)

HC’s: La Squadra Blow Jobs (NSFW)

Risotto x AFAB!Reader (NSFW): Eyes Upon You 

Risotto x AFAB!Reader (NSFW): Only for You 

Risotto x Mista (NSFW): Rice Salad Appetizer

Risotto x Mista (NSFW): A Well Polished Gun

Risotto x Mista (NSFW): Lipstick

Risotto x Mista (NSFW): Soon...

Risotto x Mista x Ghiaccio (NSFW): Ice Cream

Risotto x Ghiaccio (SFW): Squeegee

Risotto x Prosciutto (SFW): A Glass of Wine

Risotto x Abbacchio (SFW): A Fountain Pen

Ghiaccio Solo (NSFW): ...Maybe

Ghiaccio x Gender Neutral!Reader (SFW): The Newbie

Ghiaccio x AFAB!Reader (NSFW): The Last Nerve 

Ghiaccio x Gender Neutral! Reader (NSFW): Frostbite

-Joestar!Risotto (Gotta add this for good measure. 💕 More to come!)

Ask- (SFW) Joseph’s Birthday

Ask- (SFW) Joseph’s Reaction to Joestar!Risotto’s Boyfriend

HC’s- (SFW) Parenting AU

-The Bucci Gang

Mista x Risotto (NSFW): Rice Salad Appetizer

Mista x Risotto (NSFW): A Well Polished Gun

Mista x Risotto (NSFW): Lipstick

Mista x Risotto (NSFW): Soon...

Mista x Risotto x Ghiaccio (NSFW): Ice Cream

Mista x The Bucci Gang (SFW): Mista’s Day Off

Mista x The Bucci Gang (SFW): Electric Fan

Mista x GN!Reader (SFW): The Orange One

Abbacchio x Mista (NSFW): Not TOO Drunk

Abbacchio x Risotto (SFW): A Fountain Pen

Abbacchio x Bruno (SFW): They’ll Be Fine

Abbacchio x Kakyoin (SFW): Donuts

Bruno x Abbacchio (NSFW): Abbacchio’s Day Off

Ask- HC’s- Bruno x Doppio (SFW): Headcanon Meme

Bruno x Doppio x GN!Reader (SFW): On the Couch

Bruno x Doppio x GN!Reader (SFW): Snooze

Fugo x Narancia (SFW): A Dress

Fugo x GN!Reader (SFW): His Beating Heart

Diamond is Unbreakable

Ask- Okuyasu x GN!Reader (SFW): Late Night Cookies

Stardust Crusaders

Kakyoin x Abbacchio (SFW): Donuts

Battle Tendency

Phantom Blood

*HC’s- (NSFW)Jonathan Joestar Sex HC’s

*Jonathan Joestar x GN!Reader (NSFW): A Quick Study

All the Jojo’s

*HC’s- (SFW) Parenting AU

Self Ship

Idk if anyone cares, but here ya go:

BruDopIna (NSFW): How We First Got Together

BruDopIna (NSFW): Our First Date

Bruno x Doppio x GN!Reader (SFW): On the Couch

Bruno x Doppio x GN!Reader (SFW): Snooze

Side Self Ship:

RisDop x Reader (NSFW): Juxtaposition: Happy to Have You (AFAB!Reader)

RisDop x Reader (NSFW): Juxtaposition: Happy to Have You (AMAB!Reader)

[bjnurse]

I want to know more about the "Risotto is a Joestar Fan Theory". Can you show a link for reading this theory, please?

Oh! Anon! Here you go!!! 😍 I first heard about it from @perladellanotte and I am sold! 💕

Across to the Star

Create a bizzare theory about Risotto Nero OK, anon I want to try! Risotto Nero is another illegitimate child of Joseph Joestar. Let’s try t

[bjnurse]

And let's not forget with Shizuka Joestar! Joestar! Risotto could teach Shizuka how to use his stand, as Metallica can also become invisible.

YEEESSS!!! That would be so great!!! His lil Metallica beans calm her down when she throws a fit cuz they so cute and hypnotic!!! I can just see Preschool age Shizuka crying for Aniki Risotto so they can play hide and seek like no one else can!!! 💕

[crazymiraclecat]

Title: Guilty.

Charathers: Joseph and Risotto.

Note: Based on my theory about Risotto is Joseph's illegitimate son. Au when la Squadra and Bucciarati'a gang

Risotto Nero observes the nocturnal Venice and the last boats carried tourists around the lagoon. Risotto's thoughts were on the journey to Sardinia that his team and the Bucciarati team are preparing to take in two days to finally discover the identity of the boss and be able to locate him and then kill him.

Risotto knew that it was an extremely important and risky mission and that before leaving he had to make sure that a person remained there and did not follow them in their dangerous mission.

Joseph's frail voice roused him from his thoughts "Oh, you're here! I was looking for you to bring you a cup of coffee" He was holding two cups of hot coffee and he continued "Prosciutto told me you prefer bitter coffee and so I don't have put sugar in your cup ". Joseph handed it to his son. Risotto took his cup and said "Thank you". Joseph watched his son drink his coffee thoughtfully "What are you thinking about?" . Risotto finished drinking his coffee and replied in a serious voice "On the trip to Sardinia and how to convince you to stay here in Venice".

Joseph smiled and exclaimed "I knew one of your goals was to make me come with you despite the turtle's special and safe power!" Risotto placed the cup on the balcony frame in a dry gesture and Joseph continued "Your next line will be - The turtle cannot guarantee maximum security against the boss. You must stay safe here."

Risotto repeated Joseph's exact words and exclaimed in surprise "What ?! Is it another power of your stand?"

Joseph shook his head and explained "It's a skill I have had since I was young and I still hadn't developed my stand. It messed up my opponents and made me look good with girls". Risotto asked "Even with my mother?"

"Even with her! And I also left Alessio speechless," Joseph confirmed as he watched the moon mirror in the water. Risotto felt a pang in his heart when he heard the name of his cousin and murmured " Him ..."

Joseph put his bionic hand on his shoulder and said "This place has many memories for me! Battles, hard training, fun and carefree moments, but also feelings of guilt". Risotto asked in a serious voice "Feelings of guilt?"

Joseph continued "These places make me think about Caesar and he has the guilt that continues to haunt even in nightmares. Several times your mother consoled me when they were together. - Joseph turned his head towards Risotto" The same you try to two companions. "

Risotto asked surprised "Who told you about them?" Joseph replied "I heard the speeches of Formaggio and Pesci that spoke of the fact that the boss had Sorbet and Gelato killed and they absolutely wanted to avenge them and I drew my conclusions. I look like an old stoner, but sometimes they are not!".

Risotto bowed his head and clenching his fists with force he said in a guilty voice "I was their leader, I should have been more careful and follow their moves to protect them, instead I let the boss kill them barbarously. I have to kill the boss for avenge ".

Joseph gave a long sigh and murmured "That's why you're chasing the boss so badly, you want to avenge Sorbet and Gelato and calm the feelings of guilt that crowd your heart." Risotto nodded his head and Joseph continued in a serious voice "But let me give you advice as a father. But I must be careful not to be overwhelmed by anger and hatred when you finally come up against the boss or risk losing your battle and your friends' life. " Joseph clasped both hands on Risotto's shoulders and continued "It's the only recommendation I can give you ..." The man embraced his son with the strength his body possessed.

Risotto replaced his father's embrace and muttered "I will try to be a cold and cunning murderer when I face the boss." Risotto replaced the embrace of his father, while the last boat crossed the waters of Venice.