#joestarisms

[batmanisms]

I think Jotaro and Kakyoin are a good duo because Jotaro doesn’t like people because everyone treats him weirdly whereas Kakyoin likes people but everyone treats him badly so he’s become very cool and funny and reserved in the hopes that people will think he’s chill and tolerate him (trans coded by the way) which means he actually treats Jotaro in a very normal way which means Jotaro really likes him. Plus I think Jotaro is really awkward and Kakyoin is good at picking up on what he actually means

[batmanisms]

Imagine being Johnny Joestar. Not even out of your teen years and disabled. You’ve already been through fame AND been washed up at age 19. You’re a crybaby from Kentucky with a fetish for bug bites. Your five years older hot Italian boyfriend is singing songs about cheese to you. You’re constantly on horseback. You’re looking for the corpse of Jesus to defeat the president of the United States. Your boyfriend is thinking about balls at any given moment. You have to learn math to use your power.

[batmanisms]

What is a man? What has he got? If not his Gyjo, then he has naught

[batmanisms]

Gay fashionista cowboys talking about balls 24/7. Disabled main character with an obscure fetish. Guy makes up a song about cheese. Alpha male influencer type guy in 1890. Man turns into a dinosaur. Multiple characters with religious trauma. Goth Italian terrorist in America. A tree that absorbs you into itself if you lie to it. Eleven men climbing out of each other’s necks. One extremely lucky man. Characters that look like this.

Homoeroticism, horse racing, and western imperialism. It’s all real and it’s called JoJo’s bizarre adventure part 7 steel ball run.

[batmanisms]

Feels illegal to call HP she

[batmanisms]

Man who’s best friends with his gun. Homosexual gangsters whose powers are SHARK and TONGUE. Evil BDSM relaitonship. 2.5 canon gay couples. Explorations of fate and destiny and loyalty. Beautiful and fashionable character design. Everyone is named after an Italian sweet treat. The daughter of the devil and the son of God team up to take over the mafia. Did I mention beautiful character design. The main character is trans (conceptualised female but ended up male in canon). It’s all real and it’s called jojos bizarre adventure part 5 golden wind.

[batmanisms]

Gyjo is basically just canon to me like all that talk of balls? And you expect me to believe these guys NEVER lost focus and hooked up? No fucking way