#joexter

[fonadota]

Im addicted

[ethanisliving]

I see you post a lot of Dexter x Joe Goldberg. I'm trying to find the appeal of the ship as somebody who only knows the most basic knowledge about Joe, could you gush about it a bit to me maybe? I wanna see if it's worth getting into

Honestly, I was thinking about this ship as a joke. And then I started shipping them unironically. Now, they are constantly in the back of my head. And it is so easy to think of them as Yandere x Tsundere, which probably is taking away a little bit of nuance. But like... C’mon. How could I not when Joe is a literal stalker whose actions were so bad that the show was originally dropped because they were concerned that it looked like they were endorsing his behaviour before Netflix picked it up. And I haven’t actually seen a lot of Dexter. But like, cold and mostly unfeeling to a T. Besides his lack of pining, he kinda fits the trope.

But mostly, I think it would be interesting to see how Joe would react to his victim to be a genuine serial killer before they got together. And there is also room for more cuter stuff with their dynamic. Like with Joe’s need for affection and/or quality time and Dexter’s want/need of a regular, unsuspicious life.

Also, they are both assholes who kind of deserve each other.

[uniteddisposal]

JOEXTER HEADCANONS (detailed) because they've been running around in my head for almost 2 months and I can't hold back anymore

Joe had his eyes on Dexter way before the two met. What Joe assumed was a short look at Dexter while the man was working on a scene quickly stemmed and grew to be an obsession.

They met via the place that Dexter usually gets his donuts from for the precinct, where Joe approaches him first. They talk and end up clicking, a bit too well for Dexter's liking.

While on scene, Dexter always had a feeling of being watched. He could never find out who or what was watching him though. He'd have his suspicions that it's his 'strange' boyfriend but could never find him if he were to look around.

Joe's form of affection towards Dexter is mostly physical. While sleeping, he'd cling onto Dexter and would merge and become one with him, if he could. Dexter would feel restrained and uncomfortable with how Joe clung onto him, but overtime he started to associate it with calm and comfort.

Dexter's form of affection is giving gifts, food or items to show his gratitude to the man and how much he trusts him. He'd buy takeout or snacks (mostly donuts) for Joe.

Joe is extremely protective of Dexter, despite the other being much more stronger than he is.

Both of them still would occasionally refer to each other as "Goldberg" or "Morgan" as habit from when they first met. (It's usually Joe who does it more often out of respect.)

Both of them tried to keep their relationship a secret, but Debra caught them at a cafe one time and most of Dexter's colleagues (except Doakes and LaGuerta) know about them. (Debra honestly is happy that Dexter managed to get a partner, but teases him about his taste in men.)

[visor3z]

traditional eye renders 4 joedex

dexter

joe

[ethanisliving]

[ethanisliving]

Joe calling Dexter so he can get off to his voice

Is this anything?

[ethanisliving]

Crackship yaoi save me

Save me crackship yaoi

[ethanisliving]

Man, this fanfiction shit is easy