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joe would have no idea about blood splatter analysis when he'd start dating dexter (he'd know the bare minimum to start off with) and by the time they get married (if Joe doesn't end up hacked and chopped up at some point), he'd know all about what Dexter does for a living. he's an active listener and he'd allow his favorite person in the whole wide world to rant and info dump about what he does for his job and Dexter knows that. god save anyone who dares to interrupt Dexter's rant from joe

Also I feel like. they'd love to be in the presence of each other. they don't have to talk, they just have to be in an area with each other (preferably in a place where they both can see each other easily). they're locked so tightly together that even the mere presence of one of them can comfort the other. (joe would be staring at Dexter for like half the time but hush let him do what he wants)

#dexter #netflix you #you #darkliterature #dexter morgan #joe goldberg #joexter #joe goldberg x dexter morgan #this is just me rambling #i love them so much #silly nilly willies

Dexter confessing his love to Joe would fuck with his head way more than it should because, he thinks of how long the man probably took to prepare and gather his courage to even think of confessing in the first place, then the man pulls out the most beautiful confession he's ever heard in his entire life.

like what the fuck do you do when the love of your life that you've been stalking for about 3 months along with a talking stage for 2 months (who just realized that you're the one for him) just pulls out the most heartfelt verbal love confession with those little quips and pauses in his voice and tone. Joe would fold immediately, maybe even ask for Dexter's hand in marriage if his mouth moves faster than his mind

#dexter #netflix you #you #darkliterature #dexter morgan #joe goldberg #joexter #joe goldberg x dexter morgan #Joe would always be down bad for Dexter there's no denying it #Joe fell first and then fell harder

everytime Joe would tell Dexter 'I wolf you', Dexter has to process the words for a few moments

'.. I wolf you? Does that mean he wants to eat me?' is his thought process before eventually realizing that Joe tells him that he loves him

This happens every time Joe tells him 'I wolf you' and Joe loves him so much for it

#dexter #netflix you #you #darkliterature #dexter morgan #joe goldberg #joexter #joe goldberg x dexter morgan

5 works of joexter on ao3 im going to shoot someone

sonofcelluloid

oh, no, i wasn’t flirting! it’s just that my dark passenger recognized your dark passenger and for a moment i felt i’m not alone in this world.

poltoreveur

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

have a little something :3 my treat

takes place in original sin. yes I'm still clinging onto young Joe x young dexter shaddap

"Dexter," Harry greeted with a soft smile as his son walked through the front door, "Is your friend going to be staying over?"

Dexter paused in his tracks, not closing the front door when he had walked through earlier. "Friend ?" he asked, confusedly.

"Yeah," Harry's eyebrows furrowed, ".. You know. Your best friend."

A beat of silence passed. Harry stared as his son became even more confused as time passed by them. ".. Joe?" he eventually added on.

Oh, Dexter thought. He quickly nodded his head, "Yeah, yeah, he's staying over.. He'll come in a bit."

The two men stared at each other in awkward silence before the younger nodded his head once more, dismissing himself and walking to his room. Like he said, Joe eventually entered the home with a few books piled in his arms.

"Mr. Morgan," he said in a casual tone, nodding his head out of respect before quickly walking to Dexter's room.

Harry stayed silent for a moment, eventually letting out a small 'huh' as his brain processed the events that took place and passed a bit too quickly.

"The fuck was that all about?" Debra eventually asked, as she stood in the doorway leading out to their backyard, "Dexter was acting like he didn't know who his best friend was. Not like he has any other friends too."

He could tell his daughter was suspicious and frankly, he was too. He couldn't just pry into his beloved son's private life. Harry let out a soft sigh, "It's been a long day at the precinct, Deb, maybe he's a bit mentally tired."

"What? Tired of staring at bodies all day? Thinking of death? You know he likes that stuff," Debra scoffed, "There's something more than that and you know it."

"Deb, we don't stick our noses in places it doesn't belong, ok? Just let your brother do his thing. Besides.." Harry's head turned to face the hallway, staring at the partially closed door that lead to Dexter's room, "He's.. happy like that."

#darkliterature #dexter #dexter morgan #joe goldberg #netflix you #you #joe goldberg x dexter morgan #joexter #they're my brain worms #they're my everything

i was thinking abt the wlw equivalent of joexter and i first thought Love x Rita (ImpusiveLoving) but I realized that Love x Lila (BurningVampire) might be a better fit

#dexter #Netflix you #You #Love Quinn #rita bennett #lila west #which is a better fit chat

thinking about how young dexter who's learning how to be normal and control his urges would have to deal with young Joe who's also learning how to do those same things as well

they're sat on the living room couch in Dexter's house and Joe is constantly handsy with him, touching his hand, holding it, caressing it and what not (more or less subconsciously, he just wants to feel his boyfriend's hand)

dexter is trying to decide whether he likes the feeling or he hates it with his whole being and wants to pull away. he can't choose either and ends up finding the middle ground (he doesn't tell Joe to stop because he finds some sort of comfort within the touch, even though it's a new feeling that he's trying to get used to)

dexter can easily sense when joe is jealous and he knows how it can get awkward between the two of them with the tension, so when they're alone, dexter tries his best to reassure joe that he has eyes on him and him only (in his own words. with some struggle).

joe finds his attempts endearing and it calms his heart to know how much his boyfriend cares (in his own way) about his feelings (joe tries to reciprocate the action as much as he can, even though dexter is usually confused by it)

#darkliterature #dexter #dexter morgan #joe goldberg #netflix you #you #joe goldberg x dexter morgan #joexter #btw harry 50/50 knows/doesn't know abt their relationship #something about how they act makes a small part of his police senses tingle but he doesn't pry because they hide it way too well #and that he doesn't want to pry into his son's private life

wheelie-butch

actually this season of netflix You is lacking because he hasnt been cringe fail enough. wheres the premature ejaculation. the getting rained on by the shower. street wanking. getting mad about the emoji describing his dicksize. make this man more of a massive pathetic loser please and make it impossible to ignore.

*needed to write joexter bad so have something short in young joe's pov if he were to have come across young dexter*

takes place during original sin, both are around the same age (early 20s)

“ I see you've taken up being apart of the police force. Don't you know how dangerous that can be? ”

Joe internally grumbled as he watched his beloved Dexter walk into the precinct, tilting his head to try and get every glance he could with the time he has.

“How am I supposed to protect you when you're constantly throwing yourself into danger, Morgan?”

“ I mean, I know your dad is apart of the force too but, ” he held back a scoff, “ Do you really have to follow his footsteps? Are you really that eager to make him proud? ”

Joe could never understand how it was like to make a parental figure proud or pleased. He found it revolting.

“ Don't worry, I'll be there if something happens. I won't let you get hurt, ” he started turn his body opposite of the precinct, his head still fixed on the windows, trying to get one last glance, “ I promise, Morgan. ”

“Strange,” Dexter thought as he stopped in his tracks, his gaze flickering over to the window. With a partially eaten donut in his hand, his eyes scanned the outside area of the precinct, “Was someone watching me?”

#dexter #dexter morgan #joe goldberg #netflix you #you #darkliterature #short fanfic #joexter #I forgot to tag last time oopsies #writing #tell me if you guys want more of this au lmfao

JOEXTER HEADCANONS (detailed) because they've been running around in my head for almost 2 months and I can't hold back anymore

Joe had his eyes on Dexter way before the two met. What Joe assumed was a short look at Dexter while the man was working on a scene quickly stemmed and grew to be an obsession.

They met via the place that Dexter usually gets his donuts from for the precinct, where Joe approaches him first. They talk and end up clicking, a bit too well for Dexter's liking.

While on scene, Dexter always had a feeling of being watched. He could never find out who or what was watching him though. He'd have his suspicions that it's his 'strange' boyfriend but could never find him if he were to look around.

Joe's form of affection towards Dexter is mostly physical. While sleeping, he'd cling onto Dexter and would merge and become one with him, if he could. Dexter would feel restrained and uncomfortable with how Joe clung onto him, but overtime he started to associate it with calm and comfort.

Dexter's form of affection is giving gifts, food or items to show his gratitude to the man and how much he trusts him. He'd buy takeout or snacks (mostly donuts) for Joe.

Joe is extremely protective of Dexter, despite the other being much more stronger than he is.

Both of them still would occasionally refer to each other as "Goldberg" or "Morgan" as habit from when they first met. (It's usually Joe who does it more often out of respect.)

Both of them tried to keep their relationship a secret, but Debra caught them at a cafe one time and most of Dexter's colleagues (except Doakes and LaGuerta) know about them. (Debra honestly is happy that Dexter managed to get a partner, but teases him about his taste in men.)