#johan has thoughts

[johanarchy]

Y'all ever think about the fact that when Donquixote Doflamingo, a man who has considered himself a god his entire life, got defeated, the sunglasses he had been wearing basically his entire life broke, and that for a moment, maybe just a fraction of a second, he saw the world without anything obscuring his vision, and what he saw was Monkey D Luffy, the sun, the avatar of Nika ?

Do you think that in this moment they made eye contact, and on some primal level Doflamingo understood that he was looking at a real god ?

Cause I certainly like to think so.

[aegobrain]

I want Donquixote Doflamingo to be manhandled and dominated and and I will make it everyone's problem

[johanarchy]

Sometimes I randomly remember that Crocodile and Doflamingo tag teamed the entire Warlord of the Sea system into the fucking ground on account of speedrunning everything in the Geneva Convention and slaying hard doing it and it instantly makes my day better

[johanarchy]

Thought too long about the Traitor Primarchs, made myself very sad.

Anyways I was gonna go down and strap a couple car batteries to the Golden Throne, does anyone want me to get them something from to store on the way there ?

[johanarchy]

I think that Doflamingo collects Seven Warlords RPF because he thinks it's funny, and sometimes when he feels like starting shit he just starts reading it out loud during meetings

[johanarchy]

See, the issue is that I keep trying to write serious and/or horny fics, when actually I am at my best when doing comedy and light action

[aegobrain]

The "oh man that packer gives me gender euphoria" to "why is phallo so fucking expensive" pipeline

[aegobrain]

I may or may not have a whole new, extremely horny comic project

It's supposed to be about old forgotten gods coming back to life, but in truth it is about fat middle aged men getting railed by hot jocks