#john cusack

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John Cusack Filmography 2/? - Sixteen Candles (1984)

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1990. Anjelica Huston (b.1951) , John Cusack (b.1966) , Annette Bening (b.1958) for the promo photo of the movie "The Grifters" is a American neo-noir crime  thriller film.

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John Cusack Filmography 1/? - Class (1983)

[brissslogic]

why vampires hate john cusack movies

by brisss (pronounced brie)

people always tell me, "brisss, vampires don’t like garlic because of the smell."

that’s not why.

vampires don’t breathe.

if they did, people would hear them.

that’s how hiding works.

garlic is just easier than explaining things.

john cusack movies are different.

if a vampire sits through one, they stop acting like a vampire.

then the other vampires get confused.

nobody knows who is who anymore.

this is dangerous.

that’s why dracula never watched one.

dracula lived for hundreds of years.

clearly john cusack movies have been around the entire time.

he could have watched one whenever he wanted.

he didn’t.

he knew better.

interesting.

some say "brisss, that is strange."

it isn’t.

i hope this clears things up.

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Cusack double bill. From

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