#john fish

[satanbythesea]

was going to post a wip but quickly realized i need more practice if i want to effectively present what i have vividly pictured in my head but i had to follow up with something so here's john if he was an inbred fish

[etoileincorrectquotes]

Jack: I don't know. Y'know it seems like bad things are always happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Uncle John: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[sexistsubaru]

hello john fish,you are very cute

[sleppystudies]

“I was mistakenly under the impression that i might not learn as much, or much more from books than from, you know, watching videos on Youtube. But when you think about it, it actually make a lot of sens why books are much more valuable than the time that you might spend on youtube. And the reason is simply that it take somebody years to write a book in most cases, sometimes decades. And when you're looking at decades of work that have been condensed into a few hours of reading, that's pretty special.”

[etoileincorrectquotes]

Quinn, about Uncle John: The only woman figure he's ever had in his entire life was...

Jack: Oh, it was mom.

Quinn: Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Huh, poor guy.

Jack: I can't imagine.

Quinn: Neither can I.

Jack, after a moment of silence: Wait, we had mom.

Quinn: You know, in a way, she was our mom.

[soapdispensersalesman]

[bazfirstbounce]

[theboone]

John Fish, Portland Oregon