Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? John left, but not on purpose
Who trashes the house? Neither
Do either of them get physical? Absolutely not
How often do they argue/disagree? Not too frequently, but it’s one of their problems, they’re both super willing to do or be whatever the other wants.
Who is the first to apologize? Whoever feels that they’re in the wrong
Sex:
Who is on top? If by top you mean who’s penetrating, it’s John.
Who is on the bottom? Elijah
Who has the strangest desires? Elijah
Any kinks? John doesn’t have any but Elijah is really kinky so that ends up not really being explored too much.
Who’s dominant in bed? Elijah
Is head ever in the equation? Yea
If so, who is better at performing it? They’re both pretty good
Ever had sex in public? Probably
Who moans the most? Elijah
Who leaves the most marks? John
Who screams the loudest? Elijah
Who is the more experienced of the two? Hard to say actually...
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both
Rough or soft? Either
How long do they usually last? They go in rounds and they both have good stamina so, a while.
Is protection used? nah
Does it ever get boring? nah
Family:
Do your they plan on having children/or have children? no
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Both
Who is the little spoon? Elijah
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Elijah
Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Elijah
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Depends on the kind of mood John is in, sometimes he really needs his space.
Who gives the most kisses? Elijah
What is their favorite non-sexual activity? John’s favorite is reading together and Elijah’s is roleplaying.
Where is their favorite place to cuddle? on the floor
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Elijah
How often do they get time to themselves? All day
Sleeping:
Who snores? Elijah
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share a bed but sometimes John sleeps under the bed
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They’re both clingy in their sleep
Who talks in their sleep? John
What do they wear to bed? Elijah has expensive pajamas and john will wear whatever clothes he was wearing that day.
Are either of your muses insomniacs? John is
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? nope
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They cling to each other
Who wakes up with bed hair? Both lmao
Who wakes up first? Depends
Who hogs the sheets? Elijah
Do they set an alarm each night? Nah
Who has nightmares? John has a lot of nightmares.
Who has ridiculous dreams? Both
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Elijah
Who makes the bed? Whoever wants to. It falls on John more since he doesn’t actually have a job.
What time is bed time? Elijah tries to get 8+ hours so it’s in accordance to whenever he has to wake up. John sleeps when John sleeps.
Any routines/rituals before bed? Not really
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Elijah... holy fuck
Work:
Who is the busiest? Elijah
Who rakes in the highest income? Elijah technically... John is a thief so he could pull in more income if he wanted to. But at this time in his life he doesn’t.
Are any of your oc’s unemployed? John
Who takes the most sick days? N/A
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? N/A
Who sucks up to their boss? Elijah
What are their jobs? Elijah is an actor, John steals/gambles/occasionally does odd jobs
Who stresses the most? Not work related but John stresses 24/7
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They both love them
Are your muses financially stable? nope
Home:
Who does the washing? Both
Who takes out the trash? John
Who does the ironing? Elijah, John doesn’t iron anything.
Who does the cooking? Both, together. John can’t cook on his own though.
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? John
Who is messier? John
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? John
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? John
Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither
Who is the prankster around the house? Both
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? John would if they had a car
Who mows the lawn? neither
Who answers the telephone? Elijah
Who does the vacuuming? John
Who does the groceries? Elijah
Who takes the longest to shower? Elijah
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Elijah
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? Nah
How many cars do they own? Cars don’t exist here
Do they own their home or do they rent? Elijah owns his home
Do they live in the city or in the country? City
Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yes
What’s their song? Incoherent Love Songs by P.s Eliot
What do they do when they’re away from each other? John doesn’t do anything different. Elijah kinda occupies himself while he waits to see him again.
Where did they first meet? In the library
How did they first meet? Elijah saw John around a lot and thought he was cute, so he approached him and kept talking to him until they were hanging out together outside of the library.
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Hard to say, John is way more careless with money, but John also has less money to spend.
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Elijah
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both
Any mental issues? Buddy you have no idea
Who’s terrified of bugs? Elijah
Who kills the spiders around the house? John
Their favorite place? They don’t really have a favorite place to be together.
Who pays the bills? Elijah lmao
Do they have any fears for their future? oh boy. yeah. Elijah was terrified of John leaving and well. That happened.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Elijah
Who uses up all of the hot water? Elijah
Who’s the tallest? John
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Elijah
Who wanders around in their underwear? Both
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Elijah
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Elijah was, but John kinda picked up on Elijah’s fashion.
Do they have mutual friends? no
Who crushed first? Elijah
Any alcohol or substance related problems? John’s an alcoholic
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? John
I'm just so glad John killed Phil. It's been forever but I'm still so glad it happened. Like. Shelby had betrayed them and told Phil everything. Immediately John kinda knew what was happening because Shelby kept saying she's a bad person and this is where she should be etc. and John's just like.... ok I'm gonna fuck that boy up. Then getting to the fight he immediately attacks Phil despite John having an actual history with the other enemy. He 'killed' Phil once but as he was dying he begged Shelby to save him. Then he tried to manipulate her into attacking John/her other friends. "You know who loves you, I love you, I'm the only one who loves you, imagine what they'll do to you etc." and John braced himself like, prepared for his best friend to attack him but she hit Phil instead. And Phil yelled out "You fat stupid bitch" And John's just like >:o "Don't talk to her like that!" And then he kills him again. This time for good. Each time he learns more about Phil he just wants to kill him again. John is just so protective over Shelby lmao he loves her so much. She's his best friend. It's just. So good lmao. I really wanna continue the comic to the point where they're this close
