#john it is

[childofeventide]

Eyyyyyyyyy (spoilers)

John is BACKKKKKKKKKK BITCHES

[frigidlion-blog]

& .  /  *  @swannedlamb ,   starter call 

                              LATELY IT WASN’T ODD  to get a call in the middle of the night from bella, saying that she needed to talk to someone.  edythe was just both glad and flattered that the girl was comfortable enough to always turn to her.  she grew to care deeply for the other in such a  SHORT  AMOUNT  of time.  they had only met whenever bella started dating edythe’s friend, john. at first she tried not to pay attention to the girl, especially since she belonged with her friend but edythe’s resolve was  WEAK  and she found herself wanting to be around bella more and more each day. it was  STUPID  AND WRONG  to feel this way, but the feelings and the thoughts still came. 

                                           THE MOST PROMINENT THOUGHT   lately was how much of an   a s s h o l e  john was being to bella as of late.  it was like someone was flipping a switch, causing john to have melodramatic mood swings. she did not  DESERVE  it at all.  showing up at bella’s house this hour was becoming a normal thing. soon the girl wouldn’t even have to pick up the phone and call edythe,  she would just  SHOW UP  .  as she made it to the door, the red head bends down towards the door mat and picks up the spare key. turning the knob slowly and quietly,  she goes through the motions of closing the door and making her way upstairs to bella’s bedroom.  edythe always wondered if bella’s father knew about these late night talks?  she   HOPED SO ,   otherwise she may end up on the wrong end of his gun one night.  

                                          BEFORE ENTERING BELLA’S ROOM  she knocks softly to let her know she’s there and walks in.  a mix of  CONCERN  AND CURIOSITY  fill her mind as her gaze lands upon bella, but she’s mastered the art of controlling her expression.  everyone has always told her that she was a little hard to read. ‘ i might start making  YOU PAY  for these late night therapy sessions. ‘  she flashes the other a teasing smirk before sitting on the edge of her bed.  ‘  are you alright? ‘ 

[professionallythewoman]

M!A (for half an hour.)

i'm applying this one to my current M!A. I'm counting the seconds.

[professionallythewoman]

Magic!Anon: You're not being left out, dear. You are now John.

THIS happened.

Do you really think this is funny?????

OH SHEERRLOOOOCKK!