Sep 8, 2025
Mermaid!John
It’s picture for ASK on KCD2. Here it is, the fish of my dreams.
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Mermaid!John
It’s picture for ASK on KCD2. Here it is, the fish of my dreams.
And bonus ✨
Unhappy fish
This is a joke from a Soviet-Armenian cartoon, and I don't know how to translate it because English is not my native language, so I'll translate it literally. The cartoon is called "Wow, a Talking Fish!"
— What?
— What, what... On a lame flea from the shore of the sea, which the hare cannot fly over, the eagle cannot run over, even though the sea is not the sea, but just a puddle in the middle of the city, where the shadow of the flea fell on the hare and killed him, and the sheepskin coat came out of the hare's skin and went where the eyes look, and then the hare jumps!..
— What kind of hare?!
— killed to death, as he jumps wherever his eyes look — all the way to the shore of the sea, which he can neither fly over nor run over, from which the sheepskin coat came out, on which the shadow of a flea fell and killed the hare, even though the hare is not a hare, but an eagle…
- What hare, what eagle, what fle-a?!
- Hehe, repeat? Well, then, that same flea from the other side of the puddle...
We get retrospective. And oh yeah...we can also fly. Avatar got nothing on the SRQ...
*The End Of The Dial Tone Retrospective Art Show* at: Clothesline Gallery and Boutique 529 South Pineapple Avenue, Sarasota, FL (941) 366-5222 · clotheslinetees.com Video filmed by: Scott Braun Stephen McFadden Chris Zupo Matthew Lavin Directed/Set dressing by: John Lichtenstein Edited by: Scott Braun Starring: Jeanette Dudash and John Lichtenstein.
T.E.O.T.D.T.R.E.C.M.B.B.
Bard and Mustache's favorite ingenue/absurdist, John Lichtenstein, the man behind The End of the Dial Tone Radical Experimental Collaborative Music Band Band (or T.E.O.T.D.T.R.E.C.M.B.B., for short) has invited both Bard and Mustache to play guitar in the next installment of his tidal-wave-of-a-multimedia-art-jam series May 21, 2012 at the Gator Club in downtown Sarasota, FL. We're going to get DOWN.
Oct. 15, 2011: You can't see it in this video, but @ this Drummers Night finale there were 25 dudes on kits playing with us. Thank you axeman, John Lichtenstein!!!!