If my favorite fictional characters were real how I'd like/how I think our relationships to be
Eric Gaviidae is my self insert for these! Ignore how he's a humanoid loon in the world of Bob's Burgers it's not important! And ignore all of these worlds colliding it's my mind logic doesn't exist
Phillip Frond is my wife (incredinbly contradictory statement since we're not married and he's not a woman but that's the only label that fits right in my head) (I'd be his boyfriend)
I know John "Science" Flansburgh, John "Science" Linnell, John Replacement and John Substitute but not incredibly personally
Bob and Linda are my close friends! I hope to be honorary uncle status like Teddy
I know the Electric Mayhem members but don't talk to them unless they're in town
Scooter doesn't really fit into this well but he's like a son to me
Feel free to ask questions!