#johnanddave

[iwillrapeyourwatermelon-blog]

Interesting, went to a amusment park and saw Dave and John, me and my friend freaked! They were so cute >.<. Later on when getting on a train there we saw Rose and Jane I think that was then cause my mom then embrased the helloyelled at them to come over, of course me and my friend were fangirling like hell. and omg they were very good the dave just needed blonde hair but other htan that OMG SO FUCKING CUTE!

[askebandtg-blog]

Do you like johns shirt Dave?

TG: its ironic i guess

TG: but its not like i fangirl over egderps clothes

[askebandtg-blog]

Lets say John and Dave are real humans living in the real world. Now lets say they are in college (since they're bros) the share the cost of an apartment. Now do you think they would share a bed? Now, to ask a more normal question, if John came home with a super hot girlfriend would he rub it in Dave's face or would he take Dave to the 'club' and be his matchmaker?

TG: i thought we were humans already but okay

EB: i think they mean average humans dave.

TG: whatever 

TG: and rub her in my face

TG: i dont think so

TG: if he even had a girlfriend she would dump his sorry ass for me so fast its not even ironic

EB: hey! thats not very nice dave.

EB: anyways i dont think we would share a bed. we arent that close! but we might have a bunk bed.

EB: and i would take the top one too!

TG: john

TG: no

EB: but why?

TG: because if we even shared a bunk bed

TG: i would get the top

EB: but dave!

TG: egbert dont start

EB: :(

[yeoliecannoli]

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