#johndonis

[john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth]

I'm soo eepy :3 I run. Thirteen. Epprbcu blogs. The eep cometh for me

John makes one million gold every second, he's a necromancer and has like sixteen million zombies who generally just look like regular people, he's normally made of sewn together dead bodies, and he contains six dead human souls from the real world. He's mainly assembled from most of my bad traits amplified and I love making him suffer for it :3 Green text is me, the mod, Saint, and parentheses are me but narrating. Me but narrating is also a character and thus might have different opinions to me on matters, be aware of that

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A thousand exclamations: lore tag

Tendril ramblings: general post tag

Tendril reblogs: reblogs from other people

Asks: asks

Ooc: for out of character posts

Description under cut.

John is currently a giant mound of corpses sewn together. He's not even trying to make it look like a living being at this point. It's probably closest to a dead whale with tentacles and a giant limb of some sort. Notably, he has the head and tentacles of an Echo from Rainworld. He has large purple crystals jutting out of him in seemingly random directions.

He sounds like a sad, tired, and defeated version of Aziraphale from Good Omens.

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

Hello, Adonis. I have decided being dead is rather boring, and have come to ask you to resurrec- OH MY GOODNESS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Sincerely, @john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth

I’m… Fine.. Don’t worry about me…

[He’s chugging an Antidote (Poison) Potion.]

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

Tsundere. Next thing you'll be calling him a baka.

What’s a baka???

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

Adonis, please steal your brother's memories. He won't let me.

Sincerely, @john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth

Hhhhhh okkkkk I’ll look at his coooode

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

[Adonis' house is on fire. There's a note on the ground.]

DEAR ADONIS,

HELLO SORRY ABOUT THE HOUSE. ANONS WERE BOTHERING ME ABOUT JOHNDONIS. PLEASE TAKE YOUR VENGEANCE OUT ON THEM AND NOT ME.

(Ooc translation in case you can’t read the letter: HELLO SORRY ABOUT THE HOUSE. ANONS WERE BOTHERING ME ABOUT JOHNDONIS. PLEASE TAKE YOUR VENGEANCE OUT ON THEM AND NOT ME.)

Get off of anon, coward. I just want to talk. :)

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

Hello, Adonis, how are you? How's Terro?

Sincerely, @john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth

I’m doing fiiiiine (not really)

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

I have been asked to kill you. I'll bring you back, but please let me decapitate you for a bit. It's possibly the only way I can achieve literally my main goal in life so please let me.

Sincerely, and rather desperately, @john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth

UGHHHHHHHH

Do I haaave too????

[bugged-inverted-interrobang]

Hey Adonis, how are you? I'm dead myself, do you perhaps want a zombie army or three? Remember those things? I have those.

Song anons, & zombie armies… I’d have to run it by the Song Anons to see if they’re ok with working alongside the undead, but yes!! Amazing!! Thank you so much!!