cooking & chores + nic for the otp meme!
No ship specified so I’m sorry about the disaster that this formatting is about to be. Gotta rep both her mans
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking?
/John: Nic does
/Jace: Jace does
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
Both: Neither, they’re both fairly open to anything.
Who does the grocery shopping?
/John: John does, because he doesn’t mind splurging a bit if the food’s decent.
/ Jace: Jace. He’s the cook of the pair so he likes getting all the things he needs in person.
How often do they bake desserts?
Both: At least once a week, “for the kids.”
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?
Both: Meat-lovers. They’re not salad fans.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
/John: John. He likes to pull all the romantic stops.
/Jace: Jace, so he can show off his culinary skills.
Who is more likely to suggest going out?
Both: Nic. She wants to party and she’ll absolutely drag them along, even if they’re complaining the whole way. She uses sex as a bribe a lot.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking?
/John: John. Cooking was never his strong suit.
/Jace: Nic, because she’s a far more experimental chef so something is bound to go wrong more often than not.
Chores
Who cleans the room?
/John: John. Keeping everything neat and tidy to show Joseph he was good on his own stuck with him.
/Jace: Nic. Jace can handle a little more physical chaos around the house than she can.
Who is really against chores?
/John: Neither. Both like sticking with To Do lists.
/Jace: Jace. Again he’s a little more laid back about things that need to be done.
Who cleans up after the pets?
/John: Nic. John straight up refuses most of the time- “you turned my home into a zoo, you’re on your own.”
/Jace: Both.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
/John: Nic
/Jace: Jace
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
/John: John, considering in fic canon he figures there’s a small chance they’ll still try to kill him more than just the cleaning thing. In the Gatthew and No Cult AUs, still him, also because ‘what if it’s Joseph, what if he thinks anything remotely negative of me.’
/Jace: Neither. Both are social butterflies who just want to hang out with people, they don’t really worry about everything leading up to it.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
/John: Nic
/Jace: Jace
