#johno;

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L O N G T I M E C O M I N G

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Let’s the festivities fail. 😂

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Can you believe I don’t actually miss tour for the first time in my life? Can you believe there’s also photographic evidence that I show teeth? Even if they’re not all mine it matters to someone.

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weird flex but ok

i’m gonna try to be nice and put the meaning behind my url under a cut. i want everyone to know me better. we should all be friends... ( even if i can take years to reply and socialize. sorry about that )

warmtmilk, #warmmilk, farmer john, cowboy johno: a story of adolescence

when i was in high school, i played baseball ( you can even google me on this ). like most teenage american boys, we enjoyed causal evenings full of bullshit and mayhem. one of those blessed days, it was discovered that what i thought was a wounded nipple was actually enlarged with breast milk. yes, on that faithful summer day it was discovered that i could lactate. now, i know what you’re thinking ‘that’s not normal but wow sexy’ and you would be right. it’s such a strange thing that it was forgotten about until warped tour a few years down the road. someone, that i won’t name, tried to bear hug me and it ended with their shirt being wet. you know there are causalities in life and that was one of them. so this is the story of warm milk, the warmest of milks. now you know when i say ‘milk me’ it means i can help flavor your coffee.

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Forgot to post this some days ago

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I recently discovered that there is a whole world of concert photography and videography where people just capture musicians doing squats. They post them and #buttgoals. Recently also discovered somehow I’m indeed #buttgoals. I’m also John O, “John, shut up”, “No, John”, and “old man”.

the5thsmile is where you can find me to talk about bullshit like telenovelas or insatiable

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E V E R Y T H I N G I S B E T T E R

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this really didn’t want to upload