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I’m John. I make a lot of bad jokes and keep only cat memes saved to my phone. I'm the Solid Gold Dancer for Nirvana. kindaokghost

[chicagno]

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

[arkanovci]

Shut the fuck up

[autisticexpression]

Nothing triggers visceral rage within me quite like Tumblr’s clunky attempts at being cute and quirky. It’s like one of those overly upbeat soccer moms.

[citytowns]

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

[catasters]

[100493503004422]

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

[grveflowers]

[ston-rampler]

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

[grveflowers]

I’m John and cereal is soup.

kindaokghost

[grveflowers]

At what point should I intro? If at all

[worm-suggestion]

take it

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

take what

[worm-suggestion]

my empire of dirt

[deadly-calm-inside]

[grveflowers]

I didn’t know urls with ghost were a trend and now I wonder if I should make my hangout my url.

[grveflowers]

Hellllooo it’s I.

[valtsv]

how come villains always get the coolest outfits and aesthetics? what if i want to look sexy while doing good for a change? do you honestly expect me to dress like shit while my enemies don’t? if i’m saving the city then i deserve to wear whatever i want, and if that’s a floor length black cape and thigh high platform boots then i should only be envied and applauded for my sense of style

[valtsv]

[grveflowers]

Update: I have misplace the NyQuil so just gonna take some Benny drill and pray.

[grveflowers]

Benadryl or NyQuil? Vote now

[whitepeopletwitter]