#johnson answers

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Does anyone find it impressive and/or odd that Cory managed to pretty much survive a site wide containment breach on his first day? Like, sure he had help and all but still, that doesn't just...happen. Who even knows about that fact anyways?

Johnson: You survived a breach on your first day? That’s awesome!

Cory: well it wasn’t my first time having to do something like that.

Hooper: it wasn’t your first time having to survive anomalous entities dead set on killing you? You only survived with my help

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Hey, Johnson, where's your helmet? You know what, nevermind. Here. (M!A Plops down and secures a rather heavy-duty helmet onto Johnson's head.) Also, a bit of advice, this thing your after might have eggs.

Johnson: hey Hooper, where are the helmets?

Johnson: oh wait! Think I got it.

*rummaging noises*

Johnson: there we go!

M!A helmet: 1/??

[officialjohnsonbrand]

Hey, citizens! It's me, Johnson himself, borrowing my good friend Craig's computer to let you all know that ol' Johnson's still alive and kicking! Now, I know the lack of posts since Snazzmas must've been rough on you fine folks, but that's okay! We've got something big planned, people! Real big! So just sit tight, folks! (Craig here, stating that we are still accepting questions. Thanks!)