Dec 5, 2014
Craig, what's your salary like?
Well, I get paid in Johnson Funbucks- the official currency of Johnsonville. Though they have odd exchange rates (like making you pay to convert them to dollars), it’s usually enough to get by… with some occasional splurging on JOHNSON BRAND Bus Hijacking kits, of course.
I wouldn't say my salary is that far above minimum wage, but I know better than to ask for a raise- the, uh, “last” PR Guy did that… and I hear that the Johnson Citizenly Task Enforcement Squad… took his head and...
Never mind, I’m feeling sick now.