I actually did go on a platonic date with a cute person today. you know, for science "what do people even do on dates" "I... don't know?? what DO people do on dates" "How about. um. milkshakes!! you know that cafe that has really good milkshakes??" "Yes let's go!" *cafe no longer existing* "WHAT. THIS IS AN UTTER BETRAYAL" *finds a coupon for 2-for-1 cinema tickets on the ground* "wanna... watch a movie?" "ok so my bus comes in two minutes" "ok" "..." "..." "..." "..." "wanna do something awkward like. idk. hold hands or something" "..." "..." "so that's what this is like" "yeah. wow. this is truly a scientific discovery" all in all it was super lovely!!! even if a little awkward but awkward in a good way because I can't do anything without being awkward anyway so yeah. this was good. note to self, have a plan for future dates. can't rely on finding coupons on the ground every time
