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[morrisfan999]

Huhg Morris vs SDV Morris… who wins the twerk off- i mean the fight?

HUGH? HUGH MORRIS? DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS CHUD-ASS QUIRKY FANSERVICE 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN MII WOULD WIN AGAINST FUCKING MORRIS JOJA? THE FUCKING GOAT MORRIS JOJA? YOU THINK HE WOULD LOSE TO FUCKING HUGH MORRIS?

HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE PISSES ME OFF. MORRIS WOULD THROTTLE THAT STUPID TWINK. CHUD. I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM!!!! MORRIS WOULD BEAT HIS ASS

HUGH MORRIS WOULD CHALLENGE HIM TO A FIGHT AND MORRIS WOULD HARNESS ALL HIS FAT BOY SWAG AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND SNAP HIS NECK LIKE A TWIG

NEVER SAY THIS MAN’S NAME IN MY BLOG AGAIN. PTOOY. SPIT ON UOU. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[shabbyshoebox]

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[laurialark]

I got my ultra-capitalist, conservative 50+ year old mother Stardew Valley in hopes she'd enjoy a nice cozy farming game and maybe learn to relax a little and take it slower.

A small part of me even hoped she might grow to appreciate the sweet NPCs and the community aspect.

For the first few days of the game, she spent learning the controls.

After day three, i finally convince her to go into town.

The first building she was interested in going into was Joja Mart.